Fake Dave Smith

Former CEO of the RNL?. LRN ?..NRL !!! These peptides are making me thirsty.

@AndrewVossy got me blocked by @JohnCusack.

[Fake Dave Smith @FakeDavidSmith]

#NRLGF

[Fake Dave Smith @FakeDavidSmith]

@mitchelldarts

[Fake Dave Smith @FakeDavidSmith]

@Sharkydave44

[St George Illawarra Dragons @NRL_Dragons]

FT | Four tries to Jordan Pereira in the second half sparked the Dragons to a 38-12 victory over the Newcastle Knights in Maitland! 🔥🔥 #redv

[Fake Dave Smith @FakeDavidSmith]

@philgould1917 #FreeBuzz

[Fake Dave Smith @FakeDavidSmith]

@Sharkydave44 #Offt!²

Doctor: "How did you pull both arms out of their sockets ?"

[Fake Dave Smith @FakeDavidSmith]

@mrbargearse Pencil Man needs to sharpen up the act.

[Fake Dave Smith @FakeDavidSmith]

@Thinwhytduke @Sharkydave44 Feckin idjit

[Fake Dave Smith @FakeDavidSmith]

*same

[𝐾♱𝐵𓆰𓆪⭒𝔯𝄞𝒹 @ktbworld]

sorry to break some of y’all hearts, but no - i am not going to be pursuing a career in porn. nothing against it, just not what i have planned for my future. on another note... S/O to all the beautiful pornstars in the world right now securing the bag!!! 💰 keep killin’ it 🔥💕

[Fake Dave Smith @FakeDavidSmith]

Still, it will leave plenty of time for that charity work we should all be focussing on.
#SilverLining

[Fake Dave Smith @FakeDavidSmith]

@Sharkydave44 Just waiting for the first kit version to fit on a bug pan. Same, same.

[Fake Dave Smith @FakeDavidSmith]

@Sharkydave44

[Fake Dave Smith @FakeDavidSmith]

#BRONCOSinCRISIS

[Pete Badel @badel_cmail]

Breaking: Huge blow for Broncos with Matt Lodge suffering a suspected ACL tear. Having scans now. If confirmed his season will be over. More to come @cmail_sport

[Fox League @FOXNRL]

😳 Story 👉 https://t.co/jNs0cXFyNC

[Fake Dave Smith @FakeDavidSmith]

First prize should be $150.00 and two slabs so no one has to take it seriously.

[The Daily Telegraph @dailytelegraph]

Clubs question why NRL Nines should be taken seriously after major refereeing blunder left Penrith Panthers counting the costs in more ways than one.

https://t.co/vHL7YzjOlk

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@Sharkydave44

[Fake Dave Smith @FakeDavidSmith]

@mrbargearse I put it on the wall as a pool cue holder and the neighbour borrowed it to change a light bulb.
Don't think I'd buy one though.

[Fake Dave Smith @FakeDavidSmith]

It was alright, I mainly used it as a door stop.

[New York Post @nypost]

What it's like to have Kim Kardashian's butt for a day https://t.co/cOoMGgqOpe

[Fake Dave Smith @FakeDavidSmith]

ha ha.