President Drew Faust

Yes ma'am or sir, you've hit the jackpot.

[President Drew Faust @FakeDrewFaust]

April showers bring may flowers, except in Cambridge when March was really warm and it rains most of the days in May

[President Drew Faust @FakeDrewFaust]

Spending the rest of your life with someone you truly want to be with.
#thingsBetterThanTheCarterIV

[President Drew Faust @FakeDrewFaust]

Holding commencement on an absurdly hot and humid May 24th. #thingsBetterThanTheCarterIV

[President Drew Faust @FakeDrewFaust]

Welcome to my virtual family @ashleymkang stop by my real office anytime. My favorite chips are sour cream n onion: Don't come empty handed

[President Drew Faust @FakeDrewFaust]

"Reading period"? Try "Eating Periods." Been eating punctuation all day: Sammy Semicolon you were a good friend but it's a jungle out there.

[President Drew Faust @FakeDrewFaust]

I started looking at some of the finals that professors are writing and have decided to axe them all. Happy summer! Enjoy the grey clouds.

[President Drew Faust @FakeDrewFaust]

After my 2 month hiatus, I'm confused, too @jesuisnorah. But today let's start fresh, it is 2/3 of the way till spring after all.

[Harvard Athletics @harvardcrimson]

RT @ksvoboda: Jeremy Lin @JLin7 averaged 26 pts, 6 asts and 3 stls in an undefeated career against rival Boston College...

[President Drew Faust @FakeDrewFaust]

My aunt always told me, "Don't mind them, keep eating your almonds. One day you'll be big and strong." Was she right or what, @jesuisnorah?

[President Drew Faust @FakeDrewFaust]

Love the balmy weather. You may have seen me in kneesocks out for a spin on my unicycle . #allTheSingleGentlemen

[President Drew Faust @FakeDrewFaust]

Catch more flies with honey than vinegar. The OEB department confirms you can catch even more with a 98 to 2% mixture of the 2, respectively

[President Drew Faust @FakeDrewFaust]

Let's not forget what Xmas is all about. Happy Epiphany to everyone, I mean really though. #accurateHolidays

[Melissa Harris @HarvardMelissa]

Harvard University Rejected Commercial http://t.co/r4L30IE6

[President Drew Faust @FakeDrewFaust]

The measure of a lady is how many times she has changed the oil in her car times the number of hip sizes she has gone through. Right?

[President Drew Faust @FakeDrewFaust]

New Year's Resolution #6: Be able to do 7 pull ups by May. #beachBody

[President Drew Faust @FakeDrewFaust]

New Year's Resolution #3: Start eating my yogurt with granola. It just tastes better.

[President Drew Faust @FakeDrewFaust]

To show amnesty for the #occupyHarvard-ers, I will have a re-New Year's party in my office tonight. If you liked it the first time, Oh man

[President Drew Faust @FakeDrewFaust]

Now that the student body has left for break, us administrators will begin our December Looting.

[President Drew Faust @FakeDrewFaust]

I just breathed in and tasted my own breath. Wow that was gross. Time to brush and floss. #dentistsPet

[President Drew Faust @FakeDrewFaust]

Starting to smell a lot like Xmas: Pillsbury croissants in the oven and I just farted. #welcomeSanta