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I march to my own rules!

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I'm bringing back the phrase #buddylist AOL Instant Messenger is making a comeback #howmanyaimscreennamesdoyouhave

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FLASH: OBAMA BANNING CHRISTMAS TREES. Developing...

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The real question is: How many tattoos did Jovan Belcher have?

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SHIT, MISPLACED MY BIRTH CERT ...MOM ALWAYS TOLD ME TO KEEP MY SPECIAL PAPERS IN A SAFE PLACE ...P.S. THAT COKE DIDN'T PAN OUT TASTED AWFUL

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BREWING A BATCH OF BOOTLEG COCA-COLA ... DEVELOPING ...

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I'M ON... TWITTER?

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CHRIS MATTHEWS JUST SAID NEWT GINGRICH LOOKS LIKE A WARLOCK... OH GOD...

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PORTUGUESE WATER DOG... SERIOUSLY? I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE ... FROM PORTUGAL!

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THE WISDOM OF THE MARKET IS ASTOUNDING, THEY ARE BOUNCING TODAY IN ANTICIPATION OF BOBBY JINDAL'S SMACK-DOWN TONIGHT... DEVELOPING...

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THIS RECESSION WILL LAST FOREVER AS LONG AS I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT. http://tinyurl.com/dxw528

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@BlackSun_ PHIL GRAMM WAS RIGHT, WE ARE ALL DEPRESSED WHINERS... BIDEN SAYS STIMULUS, WE NEED ANTI-DEPRESSANTS

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I NEED NO MORE EVIDENCE THAN THE FACT THAT MY APARTMENT IS FREEZING TO KNOW THAT GLOBAL WARMING IS A FABRICATION OF THE LEFT WING MEDIA...

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@peggyrossmanith PARDON ME FOR NOT UPDATING THE FRONT PAGE IN THE LAST .2 SECS, I'M BUSY DESTROYING THE NYTIMES AND TWEETING BETWEEN UPDATES

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@FakeRodBlago ROD, SEND OVER THOSE TRANSCRIPTS OF YOU AND RHAM. I'LL GET YOUR PICTURE BACK ON TOP, PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT AND I MIGHT SIREN!

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@fakebillclinton HEY BILL... IF YOU CAN GET ME A DINNER DATE WITH CHELSEA THEN I'LL DIG OUT SOME MORE KENNEDY SKELETONS...

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JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH HILLARY... SHE WANTS ME TO WHIP UP A SCANDAL INVOLVING OBAMA, BIDEN, AND PELOSI... NOT SURE WHAT SHES UP TO...

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