Dusty May

Head Coach of the Michigan Wolverines Basketball Team - It’s Cold here. Parody Account, Mostly.

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@RonFilipkowski 50 fighter jets on a carrier. A nuclear carrier. Looks pretty fucking strong to me.

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@catturd2 Need to do a dick check

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@libsoftiktok Embarrassing

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@MapQuest Nobody uses MapQuest anymore. Nobody cares.

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@CaptMarkKelly You are retarded

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@RRothschild20 How dare you follow me

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@BernieSanders Now do yours

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@davegreenidge57 The flyovers will continue until the morale improves

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@ABCWorldNews @GioBenitez The flyovers will continue

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@TheMaineWire All fat people

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@KLVsays This might be your most commented on tweet ever

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@FAU_Owls_Nest @MGraffin11 @FloridaAtlantic 👀

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@EdKrassen @JoeBiden Really running out of shit to cry about

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@ShaneTuttleNCAA That's pretty fucking dumb

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@RevRayCistman Embarrassing

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@CollegeFBPortal @VanityFair It was money

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@katieporterca Uglier than Mrs Doubtfire

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@CoachJordanFee Relax bird

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@FAUpresident @FAUAlumni Alumni is doing an amazing job

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@GBG_Chris23 Who the hell is Chris Davis Jr?