Fake EPM

Jobless gigolo with delusions of grandeur.

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Spray tan: check. Pomade for 1992 haircut: check. Soon as Mom irons my shirt I'm ready baby! #MostEncouraging #EPMSugarMama #IMeanKentuckian

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Award going to an #EPMSugarMama,Guaranteed! RT @LeXenomics 2night's "Most Encouraging Kentuckian" awards gonna make u cry. Guaranteed!

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Expecting over 3 people at tonight's Most Encouraging #EPMSugarMama Awards! Can't wait 4 @jimgraylexky! Or the lackey he sends in his place!

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Gotta make sure e'body pays ahead of time!#nojob #nomoney RT @LeXenomics @LegendTrusTShea we need to throw a party at your new TrusT Lounge!

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RT @EricPatrickMarr people (me) want everyone's humanity to have space "to just be" (an unemployed gigolo)

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Which #EPMSugarMama should win my ENCOURAGEMENT AWARD? Drunkyville? Oldilocks? They provided me with shelter in which to tweet after all.

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SO PUMPED for my, I mean @Lexenomics, big ENTHUSIASM AWARD! Hoping AT LEAST 4 people show up! C'mon, @jimgraylexky will be there!

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Some people, like my Mom, ask me, "How do you keep up with so many social media accounts?" Simple: No job, baby!

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Also true when txting #EPMSugarMamas RT @EricPatrickMarr @lil_donnie_t try 3 twitters + 2 facebooks! triple confirm before hitting "send."

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That's right, I decide our state mottos now, baby! RT @Lexenomics KY's new motto!! "If you aren't failing u aren't trying hard enough @JYBx3

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RT @EricPatrickMarr @Lexenomics ran outta peeps in #Lexky to serve as board members.Anyone else want to help me defraud my community? Pls RT

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World, DON'T BE AFRAID OF FEAR! Fear is what's keeping us from living our fullest, rent-free, jobless lives! #livingthedreambaby!

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I may not work. I may not make anything. I may in fact live in my mother's basement. But damn I say some awesome shit.

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#nomoneygigolobizisdown RT @EricPatrickMarr @sandymaxey @elithechef @dscofield @edyoucation @AndreaMeyer @skap5 FORGOT BOURBON BALLS! #BIF7

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#TheMostCommonLies: that @Lexenomics is a legitimate non-profit, not JUST ONE GUY TWEETING FROM HIS MOM's HOUSE! Don't tell anyone at #BIF8!

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If it starts a-rockin'... RT @EricPatrickMarr @sandymaxey @edyoucation @AndreaMeyer @dscofield wait, did someone say the #BIF8 Mobile Unit?

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#likecardboardboxes RT @EricPatrickMarr inside every single one of us is an Adventurer. An Explorer who seeks new "spaces" to dwell in

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@psgw1234 to answer your DM, yeah, baby!!!!!!!!!!

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I'll just hafta ask Mom if that's okay. #livinwithMombaby RT @EricPatrickMarr Why's it feel like I need to kindle a fire in the fireplace?