Fake ScuderiaFerrari

#FakeF1 team of @theFakeVettel and @TheFakeKimi

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Been on a training course for work for the last week the opposite end of the country to where I live. Still got about another month of it. Been on a couple of dates since I’ve been here with a girl that I’m actually starting to really like. 500 miles won’t be much issue right

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And you wonder why I hate women and don’t tweet????

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But rather than stay with you; I’m going home with him

Fuck women, and thank fuck for this account

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Yes I will kiss you

But then I’m going home With my ex boyfriend who I’ve hated for the last year.

Oh and I love you not him, cause he’s a wank

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@FakeFernando @FakeVivian @cbignell11 We don’t like you

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@FakeVivian @FakeFernando @cbignell11 Just like 2 years or so 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@FakeVivian @FakeFernando @cbignell11 I’m still here......technically 🤔😂

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Look who I'm all up close and personal with 😇😇

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Over a year since I've last tweeted on this account.

Tomorrow it's off to @WilliamsRacing for the Spinal injuries association Dinner 😃😃

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😥😭

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@IamLewis4fake haha. Very much so. This is what happens when you play a team that have never played together against the absolute best

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@IamLewis4fake Fiji are by far and away the best team in the world at 7s

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Someone retweeted the pope onto my timeline.

No offence but I hate the prick

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@FakeFernando hmmm #sleeping

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@FakeFernando you’re back again?

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@FakeFernando I thought you’d been quiet. Didn’t miss much

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Imagine Senna was still here…..😍

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When are we getting some Mambo No.5……thats Brazilian right? #Rio2016 #OpeningCeremony

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@charlie_whiting Seriously? Surely you’re pulling my leg here

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@IamLewis4fake absolutely - there was bits of London 2012 that I thought whats the point too