Fake Steve Fielding

God's ex-representative in Parliament

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There’s something not quite right about Pauline’s bottle suit.

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I will be on my way as soon as Susan ungrounds me. https://t.co/IY47h954Bi

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I ran out of tweet.

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Proposed Senate voting reforms will disfranchise over 30 million Australians. They are undemocracy and nothing more than a power grab by th

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how do I email on this

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[email protected] where are my crayons

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where are my crayons

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I’m excited to announce that next Monday I’m starting work as Crikey’s new cartoonist. Looking forward to the challenge.

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I think I’ve got the Speaker vote stitched up.

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Sorry, there was an election?

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I’m not allowed on the computer until Susan gets home. MT @RadioNational: thought this article would be of interest. http://t.co/hl1bIEjF5O

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I am inside the radio on the internet: http://t.co/erIsXXQhzZ

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Back of the queue!

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Quietly confident I've got the Labor leadership in the bag.

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I’d like to announce that I won’t be contesting the next election due to issues issues.

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Oh, it was a sliding door.

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stuck in toilet help

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I shall be holding a press conference as soon as I get the bottle suit back from the dry cleaner.

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Trying to get Malcolm Turnbull on the phone.

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I have lost my way to the spill ballot. And my credit card. This is a disaster.