Frank White

How about a nice, cold Can of Frank? Unlike a line drive, it's one thing you should definitely keep ON your lips.

[Frank White @FakeFrankWhite]

Were there any little blue pills for "Francis Whitowski"? @RyanDuhFever: I broke into the radio booth & swapped Denny & Bobs drugs. #Royals

[Frank White @FakeFrankWhite]

@jazayerli I've always wondered if Muslims have a big, pre-dawn #CountryBreakfast on Ramadan. Or is that considered skirting the rules?

[Frank White @FakeFrankWhite]

Looks like Paulino stole Billy's #CountryBreakfast. #Royals #DesayuanoDominicano

[Frank White @FakeFrankWhite]

That ball girl Bucknered that one. #SoundsDirty #Royals #RedSox

[Brian @BrianMcGannon]

I will openly boo Garth Brooks if he is featured somehow in the ASG.

[Frank White @FakeFrankWhite]

Good. I just want Davies to absolutely embarrass Dayton tonight. It's the only way we're ever going to see him DFA'd. #Royals

[Frank White @FakeFrankWhite]

For those wondering where I've been during the Chi series, I've gone temporarily blind trying to decipher MLB validation keys. #VoteAlex

[Frank White @FakeFrankWhite]

@RyanDuhFever The 6th is always a good bet. I think Vegas has permanently taken it off the board for Hoch's starts. #Royals

[Frank White @FakeFrankWhite]

You're seriously undervaluing a #CannaFrank. RT @fakedaytonmoore: One empty can of Pepsi Max w/picture of Frank White. #kyledaviestradevalue

[Frank White @FakeFrankWhite]

Fun Fact 3: Greyhound has a bus leaving Denver at 11:45 tonight with an online fare of $204.30 to Atlanta. #Davies #We'llMailYouYourClothes

[Frank White @FakeFrankWhite]

Fun fact: Davies makes his offseason home in Atlanta. Fun fact 2: Delta has five flights tomorrow from Denver to ATL for just $134 one-way.

[Frank White @FakeFrankWhite]

@RyanDuhFever I really thought Davies would help his own cause there. And by that I mean hurt himself swinging so he'd have to come out.

[Frank White @FakeFrankWhite]

Does it count for your Mile High Club stats if you make love to a lady on the ground in Denver? #ThoughtsWhileDrinkingPostCoitalCouvoisier

[Frank White @FakeFrankWhite]

Memo to all MLB 3B coaches: I can't believe there are still some of you out there that don't know this, but DON'T RUN ON KC'S OUTFIELD.

[Frank White @FakeFrankWhite]

Can Aviles make it down from Omaha by the top of the 9th? #Royals #TerribleStupidRosterConstruction #NeverSawSomethingLikeThisComing

[Frank White @FakeFrankWhite]

Johnny G, come on down! #Royals @FakeChrisGetz #ChrisGetzDemoted

[Frank White @FakeFrankWhite]

Paul Rudd looks like he has been trying to drink @fakenedyost under the table all day. #Royals #LosingBattle

[Frank White @FakeFrankWhite]

@FakeRyanLefebvr @purpl0704 I'll leave that to you two. I've got my eyes on a few Chicago ladies down in Section 112.

[Frank White @FakeFrankWhite]

No Billy. No Billy. No Billy. No. No. Don't do it Billy. No. Nononono. ... No Billy. #Royals #ExpertBaserunning #HisEyeWasFasterThanHisLegs

[Frank White @FakeFrankWhite]

@FakeRyanLefebvr If I do get the call, then clean out all @fakenedyost 's scotch and restock the clubhouse with Couvoisier. #MyTeamMyBooze