Fake Fred Wilpon

Not the real Fred. The fake one. Got it?

[Fake Fred Wilpon @FakeFredWilpon]

Well, you won’t have Wilpon to kick around anymore, because Mets fans, this is my last tweet.

[Fake Fred Wilpon @FakeFredWilpon]

Defense letting Jose down.

[Fake Fred Wilpon @FakeFredWilpon]

I can't believe what I just saw!!!!

[Fake Fred Wilpon @FakeFredWilpon]

We've got a top Urologist coming in to speak to the guys about common sense urination strategies. No more macho stuff.

[Fake Fred Wilpon @FakeFredWilpon]

Chris was trying to convince me to add a Trump Steaks concession at Citi Field this year. https://t.co/orXuB2ZKb9

[Fake Fred Wilpon @FakeFredWilpon]

You're welcome

[Fake Fred Wilpon @FakeFredWilpon]

Letting Sandy, Jeff and the other non-essential personnel leave early today because of the storm.

[Fake Fred Wilpon @FakeFredWilpon]

I assume the Nationals' offices will be closing until Monday because of the storm. Nothing's getting done until at least then.

[Fake Fred Wilpon @FakeFredWilpon]

Your guess is as good as mine. https://t.co/7s32IjtMun

[Adam Rubin @AdamRubinMedia]

What if @FakeFredWilpon actually was real Fred Wilpon? You're mind would be blown.

[Fake Fred Wilpon @FakeFredWilpon]

Just got an e-mail from Boras reminding me to buy Powerball tickets tonight.

[Fake Fred Wilpon @FakeFredWilpon]

Sandy, get me the number for the Classics Dept over at Fordham https://t.co/j6ia0WUKva

[Jerry Crasnick @jcrasnick]

#MLB clubs have received memo telling them they need to have full-time Latin translators for 2016. Joint effort between MLB and union.

[Fake Fred Wilpon @FakeFredWilpon]

@MrRockbound then I guess there's no way we're re-signing Cespedes.

[Fake Fred Wilpon @FakeFredWilpon]

I usually get a quick pick but tonight I'm betting Powerball 31

[Fake Fred Wilpon @FakeFredWilpon]

Every year for the holidays we let Jeff make one player move. Today was his day.

[Fake Fred Wilpon @FakeFredWilpon]

Our Christmas shopping is now finished. See you at Spring Training.

[Fake Fred Wilpon @FakeFredWilpon]

Chest pains

[Fake Fred Wilpon @FakeFredWilpon]

The Captain!

[Fake Fred Wilpon @FakeFredWilpon]

If this happened at Citi Field they would accuse me of not paying the electric bill.

[Fake Fred Wilpon @FakeFredWilpon]

Trying to get a quick 18 in with Yoenis, Jeff and Saul this afternoon.

[Fake Fred Wilpon @FakeFredWilpon]

Saul had prepared remarks he wanted to deliver about our off season plans for Murphy.