fakeharryreid

Looking down on the House and reminding people I'm from Searchlight.

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Of course I'm not opposed to sex. Amirite, @fakecindymccain? /winks

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Wait, they actually passed it? WHAT? /glassesflyoff

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When I'm in the Capital building shower, I always wear my swim trunks. Everyone knows Rahm likes to bust in and start yelling.

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Can't wait for the State of the Union tonight. I get to wear my fancy glasses! #sotu

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What I say?

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2010's gonna be big for the Reidster. You're not gettin' rid of me that easy.

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Health care, y'all. Send your thank you'd to the Capital, c/o Harry MF'ing Reid. Merry Christmas to me.

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My Halloween costume? Joe Lieberman. That dude is really scaring me right now.

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John Boehner said he has never met anyone in favor of the Public Option. Here's a secret; he's never left the Capitol grounds. From birth...

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@JockoDundee Of course! What would make you think I'm not the real Harry Reid?

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We gotta get this healthcare thing passed pronto; I think I feel a cold coming on.

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Why don't I get briefed about potential torture methods and subsequently flub my backtrack? I hate my job...

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There's just no time quite like Supreme Court Justice-pickin' time. I'm quite excited. Word of the day: quite.

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100 days of being the glue that holds Barack Obama together...exhausting but fulfilling. #Obama

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This omnibus is about to run your ass over, GOP.$

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I would totally do Brad Pitt. Srsly...seriously.

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Let Al Franken in the Senate already Minnesota! I love Stuart Smalley!

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I meet with Al Franken and forgive Joe Lieberman. I'm like the Don Corleone of the Senate. Except skinner. And Mormon, of course.

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We're running this beyotch now.