Fake Al Hrabosky

Not actually the former Major League pitcher and brilliant baseball analyst. I like Schnuck's donuts, crafty lefthanders, and yelling at Dan McLaughlin.

[Ryan Boyer @RyanPBoyer]

Nothing makes Al Hrabosky happier than saying "butcher boy." Well, maybe reading Schnuck's promos.

[Fake Al Hrabosky @FakeHungo]

Say what you want about Pittsburgh, but they still don't know how to win.

[Fake Al Hrabosky @FakeHungo]

I hope June doesn't find out about this.

[Fake Al Hrabosky @FakeHungo]

It's 2012, and the Padres have had both Jason Marquis and Jeff Suppan start for them this year.

[Fake Al Hrabosky @FakeHungo]

@Stlfan420 I think so!

[Fake Al Hrabosky @FakeHungo]

Spoiler alert: tomorrow's ask the booth question will be by Chuck from Chesterfield.

[Fake Al Hrabosky @FakeHungo]

That's the same reason I can't get a passport.

[Fake Al Hrabosky @FakeHungo]

I was going to broadcast the Olympics but they denied my application and told me "Cardinal Nation" wasn't a country.

[Fake Al Hrabosky @FakeHungo]

#FACT RT “@Larry_Doby14: Good fielders use rawlingis gloves and eat #schnucks doughnuts @FakeHungo”

[Jeff @Gerb3X]

A beer in my mind and @FakeHungo on my TV. Let's go #stlcards

[Fake Al Hrabosky @FakeHungo]

Question: if we had scored just 11 runs, would that be a crooked number?

[Fake Al Hrabosky @FakeHungo]

@cbensinger it would've been a very Brendan Ryan-esque move

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

Can’t afford a jersey? shave it into your back hair like this guy did! (pic from @cjzero)

[Zane Clodfelter @Zane_Clodfelter]

This isn't a typo. #STLCards #12in12

[Fake Al Hrabosky @FakeHungo]

Since we scored 12 runs, does that mean free drinks at Mobil On the Run tomorrow?

[Fake Al Hrabosky @FakeHungo]

@Larry_Doby14 don't make me choose!

[Dave Winder @RacerDave23]

Allen Craig had 2 hits in an inning. I once made 2 outs in a 15run inning back in 1989. #claimtofame #stlcards

[Fake Al Hrabosky @FakeHungo]

@CaseyRee damn right they don't. They also don't eat themselves

[Paul Sullivan @PWSullivan]

The Cards' nine-run seventh is the biggest inning off Cubs pitching this season. And it's still going.