FakeIACR

This is the official twitter account for the FakeIACR organization.

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Due to new tariffs, the Crypto deadline is limited to pacific time and not AOE.

Be careful when planning your submission.

[Yet another reason not to write this pesky proof]

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Happy new year.
While 2026 is an rsa modulus, it is not a product of Sophie Germain primes so it's probably a bad idea to use it.

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To celebrate the spirit of the season, we have decided to release our sieving algorithm.

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Our teams of expert vibe coders managed to recover the name of the 3 winners:
1) a3f9c2b7e18d44f0
2) 7bd41e0ac99352ef
3) c84a1d6fe2039b7d

Congrats to all of them!

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Hey GPT @CryptoOrrDun how do I recover deleted crypto keys?

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How many cryptographers are does it take to run a successful elections?
N+1 where N is the numbers of shareholders needed to decrypt and 1 with backups of the keys "just in case"

#TeamTencrede

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@CryptoOrrDun They are both about recording rythm.

Think of how often say: log a rythm..

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Because of new tariffs, submissions to crypto with a non US author have a 20% reduction to their page limit.

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McEliece should join the united lattices and become independent from the oppressive code-based union.

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Happy year sum_{i \in range(10)} i^3!

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The FakeIACR test of time awards are attributed to UCSB for their wonderful hosting of crypto'09, and paving the way for years to come.

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Being a cryptographer means being able to say "I'm not afraid of commitment" in a provable way.

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I guess it's time to familiarize ourselves with GOST, Striborg, Kuznyechik and the like....

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Asiacrypt: Allowing everybody to experience the joys of needing a visa to go to a conference.

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Sorry, we're busy interning at NIST.

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Codes

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Isogenies LWE

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Us: And here are my security proofs in appendices
Reviewer 2: there is an error in game 3
Us: The rules were you guys weren't going to fact check!

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We're definitely losing something by not having iacr presidential debates abouts cats, aliens or blockchains.

Luckily, the pqc competition got people running Cat on Kat...