FakeJVM

That awkward moment when you realize you are just a Nancy Grace knockoff with better hair and taste in jewelry. BTW,this is a parody account, #TeamParody

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@VinniePolitan are you on crack?

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@JoeyTube the stories I could tell you over a glass or two of whine 🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷

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@JoeyTube Who knew you were friends with @TheChernoff lol

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Surely to God these fake accounts have fake money they can lend to a sweet pup! http://t.co/x4nEWDg2Eu

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@TheChernoff please RT you know you have nothing else to do! Help this pup! http://t.co/x4nEWDg2Eu

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You know I'm a dog lover and a lesbian please help this beautiful puppy and her mommies http://t.co/x4nEWDg2Eu

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@luvthalyfeulive no #2

[Steve Levitan @SteveLevitan]

The two happiest days of a boat owner’s life is the day he buys a boat and the day he gets a terrorist out of it.

[Bexar County, Texas @BexarCounty]

As we all rightfully applaud the law enforcement efforts in #Boston, please remember those first responders in #WestTx.

[Anderson Cooper @andersoncooper]

Officer Sean Collier, Martin Richard, Lingzi Lu, Krystle Campbell. We will not forget.

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Me gay? Is the pope catholic? #jodiarias stop the hate comment all you want on testimony but cut that other shit out! Watch me at 7 est

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@AlanDukeCNN @CNNshowbiz he's competing with #JodiArias for #jailidol

[TMZ @TMZ]

Conrad Murray's singing puts the fun back in MJ's wrongful death trial http://t.co/u0Gv4ynnmR

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@thatmarciaclark what do you think? Who are you wearing tonight? Lol

[marcia clark @thatmarciaclark]

Hey I'm LIVE on Dr. Drew at 6 PT/9 ET on HLN talking, what else? Jodi Arias. Join us!

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@TheChernoff I have been so slammed with this #JodiArias case I have missed you all and your comments #teamparody

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I'm thinking #teamparody needs to reunite for upcoming wrongful death trial of #mj

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@TheConradMurray lol
Missed your crazy self!

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There are awkward moments when a drink would really help! Like this interview

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Sometimes I can't believe how insensitive I am! Once they stuck the needle in how long did it take for him to die! @HLNTV @jvelezmitchell