Fake James Gooch

For real, go Market Basket workers! Bring back ATD!

[Fake James Gooch @FakeJamesGooch]

Good morning #MarketBasket! Who wants to play a game? Let's see what company I help destroy next!!! (Maniacal laugh) @RadioShack @Sears

[Fake James Gooch @FakeJamesGooch]

@msroboto1 @ArthurTDemoulas The only trailer I ride in is the one that is pulled rickshaw-style by ATD! #GiddyUp #BeingCEOIsSuperSweet

[Fake James Gooch @FakeJamesGooch]

@msroboto1 ATD is a consultant. As CEO of #MarketBasket, I order @ArthurTDemoulas to consult my butthole. #YourFaceIsALunkAlert #TakeThat

[Fake James Gooch @FakeJamesGooch]

@ArthurTDemoulas You lie! You're clearly ATD, and your alien doppelganger is probably pillaging the #MarketBasket office! #GoodThingISleptIn

[Fake James Gooch @FakeJamesGooch]

@ArthurTDemoulas @MarketBasketGM As CEO of #MarketBasket, I say when its over!!! #HowAreYouTweetingAndTalkingAtOnce #TVATDIsAnAlien

[Fake James Gooch @FakeJamesGooch]

Back to parody: ATD, get off that podium and go sawdust something!!! #MarketBasket

[Fake James Gooch @FakeJamesGooch]

Parody aside: I'm thrilled to see ATD back. First time I have had the honor to hear him speak, but his sincerity is awesome. #MarketBasket

[Fake James Gooch @FakeJamesGooch]

@MarketBasketGM @ArthurTDemoulas WTF Fake Felicia! Rule#1 of CEO school: Harass and intimidate everyone that is not CEO! #MarketBasket

[Fake James Gooch @FakeJamesGooch]

@ArthurTDemoulas @MarketBasketGM Know your role! Thorny & Da Gooch have this CEO spot on lock! Go stock cat food! #Leadership #MarketBasket

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@FakeJamesGooch how about #ThorntonStrong or #SaveFeliciaT!Come on @ArthurTDemoulas help me and DaGooch! #MarketBasket #MarketBasketStrong

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Hey #MarketBasket what can me and DaGooch do to save our jobs?? #saveourceos @FakeJamesGooch

[Fake James Gooch @FakeJamesGooch]

I look forward to the #JamesGoochStrong rallies today! #AnyCustomersThatShopTodaySupportMe #StickYourBallsOut #DoItForTheGooch #MarketBasket

[Fake James Gooch @FakeJamesGooch]

Hey #MarketBasket. Can I get a letter of recommendation before Im fired? #TheBestPartAboutThisAccountIsSomdayThisDipshitWillGetAnotherCEOJob

[Fake James Gooch @FakeJamesGooch]

Hey @RadioShack! Did you tell Standard General about the big dookie I left at the store in GA? #HotlantaHasAWholeNewMeaning #MarketBasket

[Fake James Gooch @FakeJamesGooch]

Good evening #MarketBasket! On #NationalDogDay Id like to refer you to @shaws for all your dog fixin's! #IpreferChicagoStyle #KilledByTheMob

[Fake James Gooch @FakeJamesGooch]

@BostonGlobe HAHAHAHA! Oh man...if you only knew! The only #MarketBasket meeting I'll be in tomorrow involves pillows under my desk! #Rubes

[Fake James Gooch @FakeJamesGooch]

Good evening #MarketBasket friends! Hope you all like being jerked off as much as I enjoy jerking you off! #AmISayingThatRight #OffOrAround

[Fake James Gooch @FakeJamesGooch]

Hey #MarketBasket! It's days like this when I love my job! I went to the beach, and imagined I was a shark! #IScaredAKid #IBitHisLeg #Yummy

[Fake James Gooch @FakeJamesGooch]

@MarketBasketBOD Wanna know what I spent that $46 on? It begins with a C, ends with a K, and is whack! #FoodForMyDogChuck #HesTerribleAtRap

[Fake James Gooch @FakeJamesGooch]

Hey #MarketBasket! Wanna hear a funny joke? Knock knock! (Whos there?) James Gooch is your CEO NOW AND FOREVER!!!#ImSoFunny #Maybe30Years