Fake Jeffrey Orridge

My mom calls me Jeffrey. You can call me JDog. The Commish Canada deserves. A parody, obviously.

[Fake Jeffrey Orridge @FakeJeffOrridge]

@JockCartier @PeterDyakowski @BoxJBoys @fakeGAINER @TorontoArgos Ouch. I feel shame.

[Fake Jeffrey Orridge @FakeJeffOrridge]

@BoxJBoys @PeterDyakowski @fakeGAINER @TorontoArgos HIYOOOO! Wait, Pete's still in the league?

[Fake Jeffrey Orridge @FakeJeffOrridge]

Day 3 and it's Friday! Gave the entire @cfl office the day off. Except those fools in biz dev. They get NO days off. #EvilJDog

[Fake Jeffrey Orridge @FakeJeffOrridge]

I wrote you all an open letter. Read it or I'll black out every Friday Night Football game this season! #EvilJDog

[Fake Jeffrey Orridge @FakeJeffOrridge]

Thank you. Now get out of my office. https://t.co/txZYEyNXf1

[Jim Lawson @JJL_Sports]

Congratulations and warmest welcome to Jeffrey Orridge, who started today as the 13th Commissioner of the @CFL

[Fake Jeffrey Orridge @FakeJeffOrridge]

TODAY IS THE DAWN OF THE JDOG ERA!!!!!!!!

[Fake Jeffrey Orridge @FakeJeffOrridge]

FIVE MORE DAYS UNTIL THE JDOG ERA!

[Fake Jeffrey Orridge @FakeJeffOrridge]

@Bbroomcfl Riiiiiiight.

[Fake Jeffrey Orridge @FakeJeffOrridge]

Wait, when's my first day again?

[Fake Jeffrey Orridge @FakeJeffOrridge]

@argos_suck @JJL_Sports @CFL HUGE things.

[Fake Jeffrey Orridge @FakeJeffOrridge]

It's the weekend bitches!!! #JDogOut

[Fake Jeffrey Orridge @FakeJeffOrridge]

BREAKING: The @torontoargos vs. @buffalobills game is as real as I am! #JDog

[Fake Jeffrey Orridge @FakeJeffOrridge]

#IsItJuneYet?

No seriously, is it June yet? The BOG won't let me out of my house until the season starts. #CommishLife

[Fake Jeffrey Orridge @FakeJeffOrridge]

Can confirm RT @davidmclennan91: @FakeJeffOrridge Are oranges being given away to random fans at CFL games this year or is that just rumours

[Fake Jeffrey Orridge @FakeJeffOrridge]

Whatsup fools?! I'm here to do a Twitter Q&A or AMA or AA or whatever the hell Commissioners do these days.

[Fake Jeffrey Orridge @FakeJeffOrridge]

I quit. RT @Rikester13: We will be throwing in Commonwealth this morning if anyone has a shovel handy. #IsItJuneYet http://t.co/JPNyTQLGz3

[Fake Jeffrey Orridge @FakeJeffOrridge]

BMO Field? More like B-NO field to @torontofc fans!

Seriously though, screw those guys. #ArgosAtBMO

[Fake Jeffrey Orridge @FakeJeffOrridge]

@CliffyD Damn right! #JDog

[Fake Jeffrey Orridge @FakeJeffOrridge]

One of us is a spectacular human being, a remarkable athlete and a handsome devil.

The other is Pinball Clemons.

[Fake Jeffrey Orridge @FakeJeffOrridge]

Just sitting here, listening to Green Day. Isn't Billie Joe Armstrong just a freaking legend?