Fake Jephloeb

Hollywood writer, producer...yes Teen Wolf was all me. I also write the best selling comics in the world

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I knew it would take all of two minutes for you to bring Bendis into this. I was not slighting his book. Just saying you and your list..wack

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Malve you need to close shop and start selling Ginko baloba on a feeway off ramp or something? You definitly don't know how to sell comics.

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WTF Malve! Are you kidding me. This better be your idea of a sick joke. Nothing is bigger then Hulk and Ultimatum right now..Nothing

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lots of scripts.....falalalalalala

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need some java

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@Atomicmike Malve did you have to use your toes to do that Math? Sell 600 copies and i will come out there and drive you arround for a day.

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Don't call me. I will have my people call your people.

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Off to get some tanning and full body massage.... What! I am Hollywood, what else would i be doing?

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Maybe Atomicmike should be selling more books, and less tweeting...or whatever this crap is?

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@Atomicmike ...what is up with that picture? Yesterday you with Hotgirl um i mean your wife and know this. You have way to much time my boy.

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Speaking of Ultamates, well sort of. New HC out for Ultimates3. This book is beyond incredible. Best HC package i have ever seen. Buy it!

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Everybody keeps asking me about who i will kill next in issue of Ultimatum? At the writers summit i kept pushing to have Bendis killed...

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I am like Ice Cream...everybody want Loeb!

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Good morning all. setting up meeting with Shia LaBeouf and his people for new Teen Wolf reboot...you know all you kids want it.

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where is Whedon and all my other buds? I am going off to count money in my vault, i tire of this already.

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This is my Holiday Gift to the WORLD... and Bendis!

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Yes , i have entered the room. All bask in the awe and the glory that is me. Take that Ellis!