Jim Hendry

Scout Extraordinaire for the New York Yankees. Operating with limitless funding. Lover of donuts and deep fried NTCs.

[Jim Hendry @FakeJimHendry]

@snarkandaddison @SeanFagan3 @desipiodotcom I'm more able than you'll ever be and so were my NTCs.

[Jim Hendry @FakeJimHendry]

Thank you old timer. You know how to resuscitate even the deadest of the dead (Twitter accounts). https://t.co/IvamtVSmmN

[PointlessExercise.com @desipiodotcom]

Jim was not a bad GM. He made really nice deals to build up the 2003 and 2004 teams, and the weird Sam Zell "spend, spend so we can sell it" and "oh shit, we're out of money, dump them!" years were a unique challenge. Theo's just on a another level plus has better resources. https://t.co/OsbkfaFYKw

[Jim Hendry @FakeJimHendry]

I'll get back to my NY slices now. Just never forget: July 31st=NOMAR/Hendry

[Jim Hendry @FakeJimHendry]

I do have to say this: I never topped the new guys' foresight in getting rid of one R. Dempster four years ago. That was a stroke of genius

[Jim Hendry @FakeJimHendry]

What's an "Alex Avila" anyway?

NOMAR.

[Jim Hendry @FakeJimHendry]

See? Burger King here gets it. https://t.co/0FeqLtDaph

[Jim Hendry @FakeJimHendry]

I brought you Nomar. A true All Star. I got Aramis for peanuts and Bobby Hill. What have the new guys brought you on this holiest of days?

[Jim Hendry @FakeJimHendry]

My yearly reminder to #Cubs fans: I know you miss me today more than ever. I was your true messiah and you'd be still in the muck without me

[FoodPorn: The Original @FoodPorn]

Double cheeseburgers w/caramelized onions, chipotle mayo, bbq sauce, bacon & toasted brioche bread. #FoodPorn via … https://t.co/LDqB0cj0yD

[Jim Hendry @FakeJimHendry]

I received a World Series ring today. It's dedicated to all of those who said I'd never get one with the #Cubs.

[Jim Hendry @FakeJimHendry]

.@AndyMacFail is getting recognized by the @Twins. So, when are the Cubs recognizing me? Creighton and the Yankees still love me.

[Jim Hendry @FakeJimHendry]

It should've been me. https://t.co/qxGCZzcIIy

[Jim Hendry @FakeJimHendry]

This young gun thinks he's hot shit. I would've done way more with his budget.

At least in the catering&craft department. #cubsparade

[Jim Hendry @FakeJimHendry]

Just remember Crane did the Orthodox priest thing too. #cubsparade

[Jim Hendry @FakeJimHendry]

He thanks sponsors, cops, the Wrigley rats and not me. What a weasel. #cubsparade

[Jim Hendry @FakeJimHendry]

I patiently await my shoutout from MY APPOINTEE. #cubsparade

[Jim Hendry @FakeJimHendry]

I've been asked to give a statement:

"I [PARTIALLY] BUILT THE TEAM THAT WON THE 2016 WORLD SERIES. YOUR ARE WELCOME, CUBS FANS."

[Jim Hendry @FakeJimHendry]

Sing my praises, #Cubs fans. https://t.co/cBYToQf5Wv Sing them loud, for I gave you Javy & Willie

[Jim Hendry @FakeJimHendry]

I see nobody has even sent me a "thank you" tweet for giving you Javy Báez or Willson Contreras. Ungrateful pigs. #Cubs

[Jim Hendry @FakeJimHendry]

You wish… I've no qualms revoking NTCs once accounts quit being funny. https://t.co/u9I9VykTb0

[Aisle 424 Has Fallen @Aisle424]

I also have a Lifetime No Trade Clause. @FakeJimHendry gave it to me. https://t.co/VZnprteKdB