Parody account of the fourth Freebird, also known as Gorgeous Jimmy Jam Garvin. Flaunting my good looks all over the Mid-Southern and Florida territories.
SO YOU TAKE PFIZER'S 66% EFFECTIVENESS, PLUS MODERNA'S 80.2% EFFECTIVENESS, AND ADD THAT TO ASTRAZENECA'S 90%, AND THAT GIVES ME A 236.2% CHANCE OF BEATING CORONAVIRUS THIS SUNDAY AT SACRIFICE