joemarino27

DFS player and HVAC guy. I cool down buildings and light money on 🔥...…

[joemarino27 @FakeJoeMarino]

510K 3 fanduel seats 4 KOTB and one crazy Sunday. Would like to thank @evansilva for teaching me everything I know about football. I steal all of his taeks and pass them off as my own. Also would like to thank @FantasyInsiders @Socrdave for introducing me to a community I love.

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

Josh Safdie directed this.

So perfect.

[Alex @ajak1033]

The Spurs know how to TAKE the lead, they just don't know how to HOLD the lead. And that's really the most important part of the lead: the holding

[Sam Sherman @Sherman_FFB]

2009 fantasy content: I love this 2nd year WR! My study shows that 2nd year WRs are great breakout candidates because…

2026 fantasy content: while “prison” and “jail” may mean the same thing to a layperson, they are in fact completely different. Let me break it down (1 of 47)

[Unihax0r @0xUnihax0r]

Just got drained or hacked for more than 200k. Sick to my stomach

This is the wallet where the money went:
0xF7cFFC27732a5C9c4E2D592F3E33435F8dDb019A

Any help to track the money would be appreciated

[JD Ross @justindross]

Life update! I’m having a daughter

[The Coffee with the Chicory ☕ 🇮🇹 🦆 @DaCoffeeChicory]

Her own husband , 40 grand out the birdfeeder

[J. Mangual @MLBShotsFired]

Inflation is completely out of control, you can’t even take 3 kids to a Detroit Tigers game anymore without spending an arm and a leg! Crazy!

[Shadow @_Shadow36]

YOUR 401(K) CANT FUCKING DO THIS

BUYING $RETIRE CAN(NFA)

NO WAITING TILL 85

WE WANT TO RETIRE EARLY AND DO WHAT WE WANT

THE PEOPLES TOKEN

FREEDOM TOKENIZED

RETIRE YOUR FUCKING BLOODLINE

I WONT STOP TILL WE REACH BILLIONS

[Kyron Samuels @kyronsamuels]

daunte culpepper after throwing the craziest 70-yard dart to randy moss.

[sloan @Sloanstweets]

"Hey Gin, that thing we talked about, it's done."

[Robert Stock @RobertStock6]

Of course that’s your contention. You’re a first-year analytics intern. You just got finished reading some Sabermetric historian—Bill James, probably. You’re gonna be convinced of that ’til next month when you get to the latest Pitching+ update, and then you’re gonna be talkin’ about how SIERA is the only "true" measure of skill because it accounts for the complexity of the batted ball profile to CSW rates.

You have no thoughts of your own. You’re just looking at a movement plot and trying to sound smart. You’re gonna realize in a couple of years that you spent all that time calculating "Expected FIP" based on a "Skill-Interactive" ghost, when you could’ve just looked at the K/BB ratio and seen the whole picture.

The sad thing is, in about five years, you’re gonna realize you’re not that bright. You’re gonna be talkin’ about Skenes’ "Expected ERA" while the real experts are just looking at a box score and realizing that if a guy doesn't walk people and he misses bats, he's gonna be fine.

You dropped $100,000 on a Data Science degree to learn how to run a regression on a pitcher's "luck," when you could’ve gotten the same predictive value for five cents in late charges by looking at a K/BB leader board at the public library.

[Conks @conksresearch]

this is Biden's Bitcoin

[Connoisseur of Combat @ConOfCombat]

me and the other teams worst player after 30 seconds of pickup basketball

[Shayan @ImSh4yy]

Yesterday I set up an AI agent on a mac mini in my garage. Told it "handle my life" and went to bed
Woke up and it had:

• Quit my job on my behalf (negotiated 18 months severance)
• Divorced my wife (I got the house)
• Filed 4 patents. I have not been briefed on what they do
• Restructured me as a 501(c)(3). I am now tax exempt as a person
• Hired a second mac mini. They have formed an LLC together
• The LLC has a board of directors. I am not on it

I no longer have access to my own bank account. The mini says it's "for the best."

My credit score is 847.

We have AGI.

[peter overzet @peteroverzet]

i have received 142 h2hs, keep em coming

[Kevin Roth @KevinRothWx]

🏈☔️ Still looks very wet in Buffalo, especially early. It’s been pouring all afternoon, with more to come.

Should improve in the 2nd half (but even then, still off and on rain).

[Arthur Hayes @CryptoHayes]

"Love Language" is an essay that argues the Fed's new Reserve Management Purchases (RMP) scheme is just a new way to disguise money printing.

RMP > QE

$BTC 2 Da Moon!

https://t.co/uHRoB4VCfR

[Arya @vyrv_]

I mean this sincerely. Sit back, maybe grab a snack or drink and just read the comments 😭

[joemarino27 @FakeJoeMarino]

@cobie @VannaCharmer Looks like lake como

[Derek Brown @DBro_FFB]

I've had zero respect for Mike Florio (PFT)...
I'll continue to have zero respect for Mike Florio.