Fake Eric Kamler

Jurassic Park Enthusiast, Bar Owner, Farmer #FeedingtheWorld (Parody, no affiliation w former UNL student body president and current Geneva Mayor)

[Fake Eric Kamler @FakeKamler]

After such a successful reign of draining the swamp in Geneva, ending the Goat Wars, and speaking with with Nebraskans like Chuck, I’m considering an exploratory committee for Governor! #FakeKamler2022

[Fake Eric Kamler @FakeKamler]

Sheep-The DANGEROUS cousin of goats...DONT EVER TRUST A SHEEP EITHER! #GoatWars #NeverForget #FillmoreCountyStrong

[Kate Bolz @katejbolz]

This is Polly the sheep. My family was pretty fond of her. She was a winner.

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[Fake Eric Kamler @FakeKamler]

Any drones flying into our air space and within range of our tank and other outpost stations along The Wall will face utter and total annihilation.

You’ve been warned Goat Lords.

[Fake Eric Kamler @FakeKamler]

Despite relative recent peace with the Goat Lords of Fairmont following their epic defeat last year, tonight they have violated the 2019 Geneva Convention Peace Treaty with the launch of an aggressive invasion of drones into sovereign Geneva air space.

[Fake Eric Kamler @FakeKamler]

These acts of terror on our people will not be tolerated. Just one hour ago, I authorized the Geneva Air Defense and Millard Fillmore’s 34th Air Battalion the full use of any and all lethal force necessary to defend the kingdom.

[Fake Eric Kamler @FakeKamler]

Happy one year to this current Mayor.

[Fake Eric Kamler @FakeKamler]

#KeepGenevaGreat #KGG

[Fake Eric Kamler @FakeKamler]

🎵DUH DUH DUH DUN DA DUN, DUN DA DUN🎵

[Fake Eric Kamler @FakeKamler]

Thank you! @lauren_amcc

[Tiffany Ariana Trump @TiffanyATrump]

Happy Father’s Day @realdonaldtrump ♡ I love you and I’m so blessed to have you as my father. Thank you for your love and guidance ❤️ #happyfathersday

[Fake Eric Kamler @FakeKamler]

Exciting interview speaking about the YUGE success of the arrival of Runza Rex to the community. Stay tuned!

[Fake Eric Kamler @FakeKamler]

Don’t worry people, Runza Rex has been genetically modified to only eat things covered in ranch - No threat of risk of residents being eaten, if they adhere to the strict “No bathing in ranch dressing” city mandate. We are now entering a new era for Geneva! #MakeGenevaGreatAgain

[Fake Eric Kamler @FakeKamler]

Fantastic News: Runza Rex has reached peak physical shape and is being transported to the newly completed paddock after a very successful #infrastructureweek!

[Fake Eric Kamler @FakeKamler]

Also, tremendous work is being done on the outside Tiki Bar - it takes a lot of taste-testing (done by yours truly) to refine the recipes, and bringing them to a very high standard!

[Fake Eric Kamler @FakeKamler]

Much of the paddock being built at the Runza Rex Complex is a complete demolition and rebuilding of old and worthless barriers with a brand new Wall and footings. Problem is, the Haters say that is not a new Wall, but a renovation. Wrong, and we must build where most needed....

[Fake Eric Kamler @FakeKamler]

#DrainTheSwamp

[Fake Eric Kamler @FakeKamler]

As the Best Mayor in America, I completely agree!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

.@BilldeBlasio is the worst Mayor in the history of New York City - he won’t last long!

[Fake Eric Kamler @FakeKamler]

Under my Administration, we are restoring our greatness by the construction of the Runza Rex paddock. I am updating my budget to include an additional $1.6 fillion so that we can return to Greatness in a BIG WAY! 🦖 #MakeGenevaGreatAgain

[Fake Eric Kamler @FakeKamler]

Happy #CincoDeMayo! The best taco bowls are made at The Overtime Bar & Grill! #MakeGenevaGreatAgain

[Fake Eric Kamler @FakeKamler]

Airlifting to Mar-a-Lago West to consume many, many cocktails in the name of Cinco de Mayo! #MakeGenevaGreatAgain