Fake Kathy Bufano

This is a parody account of Kathy Bufano former CEO of the Bon-Ton Stores. Views expressed are not hers nor the Bon-Ton. It's joke, lighten up!

[Fake Kathy Bufano @FakeKathyBufano]

LUNCH: bratwurst infused w/ 100yo Louis XIII cognac topped w/ fresh lobster, picante sauce and Kobe beef seared in olive and truffle oil.

[Fake Kathy Bufano @FakeKathyBufano]

@BonTonJobs @bonton How many of them will be UW recipients when the company goes bankrupt ?

[Fake Kathy Bufano @FakeKathyBufano]

For being continually awfully critical of Bon Ton Social Media efforts, I gotta give them their due on this. A real fun interaction for once https://t.co/dsYtXkJfR2

[Younkers @Younkers]

@FakeKathyBufano Great catch! Thanks for keeping us on our toes Fake Kathy Bufano!

[Fake Kathy Bufano @FakeKathyBufano]

Preach it brother. I've long said the worst customers are employees, former retailers & entitled govt workers. https://t.co/IVg8oyzDH0

[Dharma Bum @fenian2153]

Funny how 90% of customers who "used to work retail" are total assholes.
#retailproblems

[Fake Kathy Bufano @FakeKathyBufano]

This was the last tweet to @Herbergers that got me blocked. Hardly untoward AND accurate. Get some thicker skin social media peeps !!

[Fake Kathy Bufano @FakeKathyBufano]

I'm getting on my broom and going to Dia de los Muertos at the Domes tonight !!! I think that qualifies for Dos Equis pre-gaming don't you ?

[Fake Kathy Bufano @FakeKathyBufano]

Long lost goals ,,,, https://t.co/PdkHzIQ5qL

[GeekWire @geekwire]

Amazon stock surges 13% after earnings report, making Jeff Bezos the world’s richest again https://t.co/ykGvKA04Yz

[Fake Kathy Bufano @FakeKathyBufano]

@bonton @CarsonsStores @elderbeerman @Younkers @bergners @BostonStore Awwwwww hashtag sad face !!

[Fake Kathy Bufano @FakeKathyBufano]

@BostonStore Nicely done !

[Fake Kathy Bufano @FakeKathyBufano]

Curious, as customer facing front line employee could I enjoy family #AroundTheTable on Thanksgiving day ? @BonTonJobs https://t.co/U21fkWE5pt

[Elder-Beerman @elderbeerman]

Bring the family to the table. Explore our Holiday #AroundTheTable inspired by family gatherings, jolly, & cheer. https://t.co/RREuBguyXc

[Fake Kathy Bufano @FakeKathyBufano]

You know how I transform my crib into a Winter Wonderland ? Lots & lots of peppermint D.C. schnapps !! https://t.co/KdVdvqtZLl

[Carson's @CarsonsStores]

Transform your home into a magical winter wonderland with our new holiday home decor! #WinterWonderland https://t.co/8USlop2AzW

[Fake Kathy Bufano @FakeKathyBufano]

TMI , I'm NOT showing you a pic of my pumpkin !! Well , not sober at least. https://t.co/4wVWLn1ZfJ

[Bergner's @bergners]

Have you carved some time out to pick out yours yet? Show us a pic of your pumpkin, carved or not! #NationalPumpkinDay

[Fake Kathy Bufano @FakeKathyBufano]

@Younkers Hola! Profile says 'Your Store, Your Style'.... what about 'Better Brands, Bigger Savings'? You don't know what you are do you?

[Fake Kathy Bufano @FakeKathyBufano]

Annnd who has arguably the worst social media strategy of all retailers ? Why it's the Bon Ton Corp https://t.co/JgzhNS09lw

[Fake Kathy Bufano @FakeKathyBufano]

I prefer to say 'donate' rather than 'buy' a book but hey, look where I am now https://t.co/aPQhn6g44C

[Fake Kathy Bufano @FakeKathyBufano]

@herbergers hey. New Tag line get rid of the Your Store Your Style garbage on your profile

[Fake Kathy Bufano @FakeKathyBufano]

hey. New Tag line get rid of the Your Store Your Style garbage on your profile

[Fake Kathy Bufano @FakeKathyBufano]

@CarsonsStores hey. New Tag line get rid of the Your Store Your Style garbage on your profile

[Fake Kathy Bufano @FakeKathyBufano]

@elderbeerman hey. New Tag line get rid of the Your Store Your Style garbage on your profile

[Fake Kathy Bufano @FakeKathyBufano]

End of the month. Salary justification time in Milwaukee. Keep rearranging those deck chairs folks. Me, I'll continue to day drink

[Fake Kathy Bufano @FakeKathyBufano]

...better you got management off your butt about opening credit. Good for you ! https://t.co/sSRBdL6Ykj