FakeKirkSchulz

Parody of the K-State/WSU President! Destroying everything one university at a time! Don't hurt my feelings or you're BLOCKED! (FYI, Fake Kirk only fake blocks)

[FakeKirkSchulz @FakeKirkSchulz]

Congrats Gen. Myers! I've left quite the mess to clean up. Good luck! #WayBetterThanMe #ISuck #KState

[FakeKirkSchulz @FakeKirkSchulz]

@John_Currie K-State looks terrible! We've definitely done a great job fucking things up there! When you getting out of that hick-berg?

[FakeKirkSchulz @FakeKirkSchulz]

@bryanharsin I will guarantee a blow job from our cheerleaders for each 1st string player if you guys just let up a bit.

[FakeKirkSchulz @FakeKirkSchulz]

@ChiefsReporter Could that last interview have been any worse? You are terrible! Who the fuck lost their job over hiring you? #GoAway

[FakeKirkSchulz @FakeKirkSchulz]

@John_Currie BWAHAHAHAH! You crack me up Johnny boy! I miss your back rubs. #YouMyBoo

[FakeKirkSchulz @FakeKirkSchulz]

Now really, who missed me?????

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@WSU_Noel_Schulz Just what you need tubby... #IceCream

[FakeKirkSchulz @FakeKirkSchulz]

Hey @John_Currie!!! @BillMoos has been licking my balls all day! Reminded me of old times. #MissYouBoo

[FakeKirkSchulz @FakeKirkSchulz]

@NCAA Come audit us! Please!

[FakeKirkSchulz @FakeKirkSchulz]

Think the way I butt fucked @kstatesports was bad? Just wait @WSUCougars... My dick is still hard and ready to go! #IHATESPORTS

[FakeKirkSchulz @FakeKirkSchulz]

Hey you stupid @WSUCougars dickheads! Happy Thursday! Let's fuck us up an athletic program! Whatcha say @Coach_Leach? #ImGonnaFireYa

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@zachpettet Didn't like my response? Sorry little guy. I'm still gonna bang your girlfriend. She's been snap chatting me nudes all day.

[FakeKirkSchulz @FakeKirkSchulz]

Do u have fucking down's syndrome? Since when is a PD in charge of road construction? I'm gonna fuck your girlfriend https://t.co/iivw5qyYuH

[FakeKirkSchulz @FakeKirkSchulz]

Definitely not going to follow you. Hope you guys enjoy fucking up Washington. 🖕🏻 https://t.co/6Rc4dt6W3X

[FakeKirkSchulz @FakeKirkSchulz]

Quick list of people fucking up K-State: @John_Currie, @kstate_1stlady, @WSU_Cougar_Pres, @coachbruceweber.

[FakeKirkSchulz @FakeKirkSchulz]

@AltJohnCurrie Sucking cock?

[Jeff Burkhart @jeff_burkhart]

I miss old Baylor. No raping. No assault. No murdering. Just athletic ineptitude #Big12

[FakeKirkSchulz @FakeKirkSchulz]

@WSU_Noel_Schulz @kstate_1stlady Wipes my ass for me when I poop.

[FakeKirkSchulz @FakeKirkSchulz]

Thanks K-State!!! I really suck. Fuck you @WSU_Cougar_Pres and your stupid twat wife. DON'T come back. #GTFO

[FakeKirkSchulz @FakeKirkSchulz]

45 min and @kstate_1stlady and @kstate_pres are HISTORY!!! #GTFO