Fake LNP

None of our tweets reflect actual LNP policy.
Except the really stupid ones.

[Fake LNP @FakeLNP]

Coalism – That ideology that espouses the requirement for greed to be so overwhelming that coal continues to be mined and burnt and in so doing, destroys the environment in which we live

Coalist – A short sighted, greedy fuckwit. Adherent to Coalism

See Also – Coalition,Fascism

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@Sunafiction @RichardAOB Lol. They blanked out his testicles.

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That's one big fucking mouse. Thank Christ we put up fences around Parliament House...

[Riff Raff @RichardAOB]

Apparently wombats in fire effected areas are not only allowing other animals to take shelter in their deep, fire-resistant burrows but are actively herding fleeing animals into them.

We’re seeing more leadership and empathy from these guys than the entire Federal government.

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@cathywilcox1 @moir_alan You can do it.

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When you think you had a good interview, but you're actually one step closer to pitch forks in the streets.
#auspol

[Dr Ingrid M🪁 @iMusing]

here we go. Speers opens with the same emotional appeal Rowland covered the other night. Morrison answers in serious praise community mode this time, instead of defensive gritted teeth fury mode #SeeYaScott

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@jkalbrechtsen #OkRupert.

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@RealMarkLatham Do you live in a town? Did you invent the wheel?

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@MikeCarlton01 There was a fire somewhere.Everythings fine.

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@JacktheInsider KKK

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@deniseshrivell https://t.co/ZiSuyNAGmz

[Jenny Difficult-Frecklington-Jones 🇵🇸🇱🇧🇮🇷 @JonesHowDareYou]

Perhaps it was the empathy consultant. Holding up cue cards to keep Scott on track: "SHOW CONCERN" "DO NOT SMIRK". Whenever you saw Morrison starting to look flustered, consultant was madly shaking his head & holding up the "WRONG WAY GO BACK" card. #auspol #insiders #DavidSpeers

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@strom_m @zackster and the next phase is "well, OK have nuclear"

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@annabelcrabb @David_Speers @abcnews Yes you're just doing your job disseminating propaganda without critiquing it.

[andie @anndeejam]

announcing a royal commission is just a government trying to play their get out of jail free card

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@JoeABCNews @ScottMorrisonMP ...and there were fires around so why risk it?

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@richardaedy Yes, it was appealing that's why we did it.

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@cazhaz007 @naomirwolf 20 Million, aye?

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@KetanJ0 @australian You said the F word so climate change is a fraud.

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#OKRupert

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#OKRupert