Fake Jim Leyland

I think bios are horseshit. Don't ask me about my lineup. (I am not Jim Leyland, nor do I know him. If you send me nasty tweets, Jim Leyland will not see them.)

[Fake Jim Leyland @FakeLeyland]

Oh good now you motherfuckers cheer when I show up. Ten years too late. Dead to me

[Fake Jim Leyland @FakeLeyland]

Don Kelly is TAKING THE BALL FROM YOU HORSESHIT HATERS

[Fake Jim Leyland @FakeLeyland]

I'M FUCKING WITH YOU IN SPIRIT GARDY WHAT THE GOOD FUCK JUICE BULLSHIT IS THIS FUCKING DICKHOLE SHIT

[Fake Jim Leyland @FakeLeyland]

We gotta get this Smoker kid signed up while his value is shit. He's a fucking legend

[Fake Jim Leyland @FakeLeyland]

Fucking true https://t.co/GL3QQXxkgt

[Lee Panas @tiger337]

Leyland would have loved Smoker.

[Fake Jim Leyland @FakeLeyland]

Seriously if Al Avila calls me ONCE the phone is getting tossed into the hot tub. You're on your own

[Fake Jim Leyland @FakeLeyland]

Don't fucking call me. I'm not answering

[Fake Jim Leyland @FakeLeyland]

SO SOME STUFF WENT TO SHIT WHEN OL JIMBO DECIDED TO GO ON HOME HUH

[Fake Jim Leyland @FakeLeyland]

It's not my fault you people don't know what a fucking fashion statement is

[Fake Jim Leyland @FakeLeyland]

WHAT IN THE SHIT IS A JOHN CARLO

[Fake Jim Leyland @FakeLeyland]

YOU CAN'T CRITICIZE ME I WON THIS DAMN THING WITHOUT KNOWING WHO HALF MY PLAYERS ARE

[Fake Jim Leyland @FakeLeyland]

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT https://t.co/6rKuiaAcRx

[Evan Drellich @EvanDrellich]

And now you know what a winning bullpen looks like https://t.co/Orggtos80A

[Fake Jim Leyland @FakeLeyland]

Now I'm going to go smoke cigarettes and drink like the true American I am

[Fake Jim Leyland @FakeLeyland]

You thought you were done with me, didn't you? Wrong. I'm still the man

[Fake Jim Leyland @FakeLeyland]

I am the fucking king of America

[Fake Jim Leyland @FakeLeyland]

I am fucking Captain America

[Fake Jim Leyland @FakeLeyland]

Before Uncle Jim, 22 years: One playoff win
During Uncle Jim: 18 playoff wins
After Uncle Jim: Zero playoff wins

Fuck you haters

[Fake Jim Leyland @FakeLeyland]

HEY BITCHES WOULD YOU FEEL BETTER WITH ME IN THE DUGOUT TODAY

[Fake Jim Leyland @FakeLeyland]

I didn't have shit to do with this

[Fake Jim Leyland @FakeLeyland]

Oh NOW you want me back. No. Fuck off. You all wanted to dump me for the pretty one. You got what you wanted