Fake Library Statistics

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Google 100% nails every type of librarian in one set of suggestions

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Luckily, it’s priced for a librarian’s budget

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IYKYK

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For those who need a list of books kids should never read

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This number doesn’t change no matter the national politics

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“We meant well, but…���

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What did you just say?

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Doesn’t matter the season

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Will we ever know?

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Hugs cost at least one cookie or slice of cake each

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The Librarians in the back of the all-staff meeting

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Same answers outside cars, too to be honest

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Happy tax day to all the public librarians out there!

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Don’t be that person.

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And there’s a 99% chance you don’t care

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Sometimes even when a librarian makes a shushing joke

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Is it the same as shelving by color?

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It was politely asking them to not win as often

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Shakes fist at admin!

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The terror and guilt!