FakeMARTA

Not really MARTA, but that doesn't really matter.

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Attn. MARTA ride customers: Starting today, @AtlantaBeltLine will be referred to as "Murder Sidewalk" from now on.

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@beerdarling_ Attn. MARTA ride customer: They talk shit because they rarely ride, and those rare rides are shitty.

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Attn. Marta ride customers: Please show all Labor Day tourists some southern hospitality by directing them if lost, and waiting until next week to demonstrate the tasers you sell again.

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Attn. MARTA ride customers: That stuff floating around is just our The Upside Down costume. #dragoncon

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Attn. MARTA ride customers: The trains and buses are not steampunk themed for Dragon*Con. They are just really old.

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Please don’t hold the train doors. This may damage the trains and cause delays for you and other passengers.

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Attn. MARTA ride customers: If you like that guy's singing, check out his merch suitcase for CDs, shirts, incense, and ice cold water.

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Attn. MARTA ride customers: The man repeatedly yelling at you, "they're single tracking" doesn't work for us, but he is correct.

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Attn. MARTA ride customers: The next northbound Doraville train will be a North Springs train on the Southbound platform.

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Attn. MARTA ride customers: Please excuse the constant starting and stopping. Our operator is just feeling the beat.

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Attn MARTA ride customers: Be advised, saying good morning to a stranger might lead to a 30 minute unwanted convo about some depressing shit

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@Trxlllien Attn. MARTA ride customer: How do you think we feel about stuff? Peoples butts sitting on us all day. Ever think about that huh?

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Attn. MARTA ride customers: Don't forget our weekend schedule is once in the morning and once in the evening.

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@fabbrilous Attn. MARTA ride customer: We didn't go anywhere, we were just experiencing severe delays.

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Attn. MARTA ride customers: Today we're announcing the winners of the, "Oh shit is it Doraville or North Springs 1/8thK Stairwell Race"

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Attn. MARTA ride customers: We apologize if you were late to work! We're giving out tardy slips and bootleg copies of Zootopia to make good.

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Attn. MARTA ride customers: The Braves shuttle is back starting at 1pm! Starts at West End station and finishes in last place.

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Attn. MARTA ride customers: Please check your surroundings before exiting a train or bus just in case you leave your Twitter password.

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Attn. MARTA ride customers: #YesAllWomen who rode the train this morning were late for work.

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@ebowles2 Attn. MARTA ride customer: :-(