Fake MTA

Patrick Hosken called @FakeMTA the premiere Twitter account of these modern times.

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There was a time when we had to watch too much Thomas and Friends.

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@TimeOutNewYork Nothing brings people together like technology!

[Hidden Valley Ranch @HVRanch]

Make chicken that’s anything but boring. Add some Hidden Valley Ranch Seasoning to your next meal for protein packed with bold ranch flavor.

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D train service has been suspended indefinitely.

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@thecitywanderer Upstate is above 14th

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@paulrust Its called peppa pig

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@snydenydn @NYDailyNews Gross

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@nypost Gob

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@2AvSagas It has made two full G line trips during that gap.

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It there's a heaven, it looks like grand prospect hall.

[Pittsburgh City Paper @PGHCityPaper]

A free Coronavirus is a Jagoff downloadable poster, plus other alternate cover designs from the pandemic.

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[GARRY POTTER 🪄🧙🏾‍♂️ @Dadark1and]

This how NY niggas gotta get on the train now #CoronaVirusUpdates #COVIDー19 #coronavirus #coronapocalypse

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From March 13-June ???, the G train will be self-quarantining.

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Been thinking about life and mortality today. I’d rather die gloriously in battle than from a virus. In a way it doesn’t matter. But it kinda does.

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@GothamJSharma @bitandbang Yer a myst opportunity

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The C train is experiencing mechanical issues, due to irrelevance and feelings of inadequacy.

[quiche @jerkolan0]

@FakeMTA pls RT me 👀

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@mitochon @MTA No news is good news.

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@Gothamist The locks?

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@JamesSzuba The one where you get to smoke.