Marc Hochman

Buy my CD on iTunes. Make me rich so I can get a hair transplant.

[Marc Hochman @FakeMarcHochman]

I shop @BestBuy with the low price guarantee, free shipping on purchases $25+ & store pickup http://t.co/6FXBQ41Mu5 #UltimateShowroom

[Marc Hochman @FakeMarcHochman]

@MikeRyan790 great impersonation of @MarcHochman on yesterday's show! On the one year anniversary of kicking his ass on the Tweeter beef.

[Marc Hochman @FakeMarcHochman]

The only BMOC I know of is @Stugotz790

[Marc Hochman @FakeMarcHochman]

@Stugotz790 thanks for introducing me to Sweet Baby Ray's BBQ sauce! I can't eat food without dipping it in SBR anymore!

[Marc Hochman @FakeMarcHochman]

@FakeStugotz Who's laughing now? #SexySanchy

[Jon “Stugotz” Weiner @stugotz790]

@mortreport @AdamSchefter call me if you need some advice Mort.

[Marc Hochman @FakeMarcHochman]

@FakeStugotz @zaslowshow HONK OFF!!!!!

[Marc Hochman @FakeMarcHochman]

Just typed in "Guzio" on http://t.co/yVt8kWsA and all prices went up! #NoJoke

[Marc Hochman @FakeMarcHochman]

@pflcommissioner Nooooooooo!!!

[Marc Hochman @FakeMarcHochman]

LeBron's headband keeps getting larger. Next year he will wear a du rag.

[Marc Hochman @FakeMarcHochman]

The dirty pants are back

[Marc Hochman @FakeMarcHochman]

LeBron just got impregnated by Westbrook.

[THE Miami Heat Float @MiamiHeatFloat]

If Mike Miller was a racehorse he'd have been shot by now. #PrayForMikeMiller #LimpinAintEasy

[Marc Hochman @FakeMarcHochman]

I've been shitting since 2PM. Nonstop. Asshole's itchy and hurting.

[Marc Hochman @FakeMarcHochman]

Full on dirty pants!!!!!

[Marc Hochman @FakeMarcHochman]

162 out of my measly 167 followers are pornbots.

[Marc Hochman @FakeMarcHochman]

@Giancarlo27_ STUD

[Marc Hochman @FakeMarcHochman]

@mycaza I think you might be my first female follower. What are you doing after the game?

[Marc Hochman @FakeMarcHochman]

Has anyone seen the new KFC commercial? #MacandCheeseAllNight

[Marc Hochman @FakeMarcHochman]

@MarcHochman bang bang!!