Fake Matt Stafford

I am not the real stafford, but the FAKE Stafford - hence the name. I will tweet what I think Matt really wants to say to the world, but can't.

[Fake Matt Stafford @FakeMattStaffor]

@Too_Dopee Let me know much, I’ll mail it tomorrow ;)

[Fake Matt Stafford @FakeMattStaffor]

Wow. @espn the highlights for the lions-Carolina game are just 3 TDs for Carolina, even though the lions won. Lol

[Fake Matt Stafford @FakeMattStaffor]

This is brutal. We are bad.

[Fake Matt Stafford @FakeMattStaffor]

What a terrible 2pt play call.

[Fake Matt Stafford @FakeMattStaffor]

Damn. That was quick.

[Fake Matt Stafford @FakeMattStaffor]

Let’s go lions!!

[MichiganWeed.com @Michigan_Weed]

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[Fake Matt Stafford @FakeMattStaffor]

We did it!!!! Great job Lions!

[Drunk Matt Prater @DrunkMattyP]

When you're almost traded to the Lions then you lose to the Lions

[Darren L 🦁 @fbiagent4hire]

Bill; high five the kids you miserable fuck @parvati30

[Fake Matt Stafford @FakeMattStaffor]

100 yard rusher!! #NEvsDET

[Fake Matt Stafford @FakeMattStaffor]

SuperBowl here we come!!! #NEvsDET #GoLions

[Fake Matt Stafford @FakeMattStaffor]

FOURTH QUARTER AND WE’RE BEATING THE PATRIOTS!!

[Fake Matt Stafford @FakeMattStaffor]

Please Lions!!! Please!! Finish strong. We’ve been through too much as lions fans

[Fake Matt Stafford @FakeMattStaffor]

Where the hell was this team week 1?

[Fake Matt Stafford @FakeMattStaffor]

@kencockin Take that back then....good for him!! He deserves it after playing at EMU

[Fake Matt Stafford @FakeMattStaffor]

We have someone from eastern Michigan on our team? That dude must know everything about losing

[Fake Matt Stafford @FakeMattStaffor]

Don’t get over confident....don’t get over confident....only the first....only the first...

[Fake Matt Stafford @FakeMattStaffor]

This is a problem. How does every team know what we are running?

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

"It's a toss." - NFL Defenses around the league know the #Lions play-calls before the snap, just like the #Jets said on Week 1

[Detroit Free Press @freep]

Retweet this if you have more passing yards than Tom Brady

[Fake Matt Stafford @FakeMattStaffor]

You’re telling me Blount couldn’t get a few feet?!