Fake Mike Shannon

Cardinal baseball, Steaks, Ice cold frosty Busch beer.

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And there's some trash floating around outfield. And with that, there we have your Brewers starting lineup. heh heh heh #stlcards

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Out to the golf course, over to the horse track, and a few ice cold frosty ones. It's a Jay Randolph afternoon! heh heh heh #stlcards

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And taking a look at the out of town scoreboard on Opening Day...heh heh heh #STLCards

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And make sure you make it out to Roger Dean Stadium on Friday for Carlos Martinez Mousepad Day. You won't regret it! heh heh heh #stlcards

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And a Happy Chinese New Year to one of my favorites, So Taguchi! heh heh heh #stlcards

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The TV guide said the Biggest Loser was on. It looks like the ol' Cubbies started the season in January. heh heh heh #stlcards

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And here I thought 'Hunger Games' was that movie about ol' Dennys Reyes! heh heh heh #stlcards #CatchingFire

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This one's got the makings of needing an extra ice cold frosty one...or three. heh heh heh #stlcards #worldseries

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You know, it's almost like the Redbirds got defensive tips from the Rams! heh heh heh #STLCards #worldseries

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I think Mickey Mouse got caught in the trap! heh heh heh #stlcards #Cardinals

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AJ Burnett has a face someone else's mother probably loves. heh heh heh #stlcards #pirates

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And looking at the out of town scoreboard, I don't see where those Cubbies are today. heh heh heh #stlcards

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Awfully nice of the Redbirds to show the Cubbies what a division winner looks like. heh heh heh #stlcards #gocards

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And that's an extra helping of Big Mayo right there. Wheww! heh heh heh #stlcards #mattadams

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And it's the man they call Big Mayo with the deep fry..uhh...fly. heh heh heh #stlcards #mattadams

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No one on and two out. And lets see if Mr. Ellis can ground into another double play. heh heh heh #stlcards

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Look at the Redbirds picking ol' Irish! Marc O'Gonzales. heh heh heh #stlcards #mlbdraft

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It looks like the clubhouse guy washed the red bats with the white bats again. Cant believe he didn't learn last year. heh heh heh #stlcards

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And Toronto is already in the bottom of the 7th. They must be on that metric time, John Rooney. heh heh heh #stlcards

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And, err, these Redbird uniforms from 1913 are still newer than the Cubs World Series pennant. heh heh heh I'm just here w/facts! #stlcards