Fake Murray

Grew up wearing v-necks in Florida. Throw a pigskin in Kansas City. Bobo is my hero. Satire. Aaron's party, come get it.

[Fake Murray @FakeMurray11]

Sorry but that's not your cock! #GoDawgs #BeatUSC

[Fake Murray @FakeMurray11]

Manziel and Crowell side by side. Zero fucks ever given between the two of them. How beautiful was that?.

[Fake Murray @FakeMurray11]

Did y'all expect anything less?. #AaronsParty

[Fake Murray @FakeMurray11]

That shit must have not been that good in the fantasy room Nick.

[Fake Murray @FakeMurray11]

Andi just couldn't refuse the raw dawg.

[Fake Murray @FakeMurray11]

GAME OVER. #MurraysOnTop #bachelorettefinale

[Fake Murray @FakeMurray11]

Andi's dad is a Dawg fan. #MurrayParty

[Fake Murray @FakeMurray11]

Josh scores in the fantasy suite and wins the game. End of story. #MurraysOnTop #joshmurray #Bachelorette

[Fake Murray @FakeMurray11]

If you want a life full of people thinking you're an idiot then yes, Nick is the one for you Andi. Oh and his hair has nothing on Josh's.

[Fake Murray @FakeMurray11]

Nick is a liar. Farmer is the real deal. But Josh is a Murray! And ladies can't resist a Murray. #comegetit

[Fake Murray @FakeMurray11]

Cody looks like Macklemore on steroids.

[Fake Murray @FakeMurray11]

That scarf though 🙊

[Fake Murray @FakeMurray11]

My bro is safe! #3lies

[Fake Murray @FakeMurray11]

Classic "I'm not your typical athlete." line bro I use that shit all the time too. Works like a charm. #comegetit

[Fake Murray @FakeMurray11]

Andi call him by his real name. It's not "Josh M" it's "Aaron's brother". #aaronsparty

[Fake Murray @FakeMurray11]

Bro why didn't your profession say "Aaron Murray's older brother" ????

[Fake Murray @FakeMurray11]

Good luck bro. Just tell her how cool you are and talk about yourself and me a lot and you can't lose. #Bachelorette #dawgsontop

[Fake Murray @FakeMurray11]

@Goldberg for UGA Defensive Coordinator.

[Fake Murray @FakeMurray11]

“@aaronmurray11: Can't complain about the view from my new place for the next 6 months #SanfordStadium” Top of Brumby

[Fake Murray @FakeMurray11]

The difference between Tridelt and KD is being able to use that middle finger! #aaronsparty #comegetit