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Giving you the best of the best regarding NKU News that we wish was true!
Northern Kentucky University
Joined October 2011
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FGCU's idea of intramurals is playing the rival retirement home in a game of shuffleboard. #FGCUHateWeek
FGCU was responsible for killing the kid in the Nationwide commercial. #FGCUHateWeek
Someone needs to tell these freshman that trying to attach their stripper pole to the overhead sprinkler isn't going to work. #amateurhour
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Truist Arena
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Northern Kentucky Athletics
@NKUNorse
The official Twitter account of the Northern Kentucky University Norse #NorseUp
RON
@RonTBurse
purifying myself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka
Breaking: NKU to name Jerry Sandusky as new athletic director today at 3:30. He is best known for leaving his mark on Penn State athletics.
Scott Eaton, tapping dat ass and taking it to the bank. $150,000’s worth
I wonder how many strippers Scott Eaton was able to get dances from with all of the money he took from athletics. #nku #norsenation
Props to the dude that flipped his truck in the roundabout today. Jason Aldean is going to write a song about you.
Make sure to vote in the SGA elections for whoever had the best t-shirts, logo, and promised the most asinine things. #nkusga
Go to http://t.co/ti2oZ3ymv3 and apply to be President. If you win, you can fire an Athletic Director or other awesome stuff like that.
Who knew UK would end their season before NKU Women’s basketball team. Go Norse!
Now that Scott Eaton is jobless, ex-AD states he’s thrilled NKU Women’s BBall tourney admission is only $1
@FakeNKUNews is killing it with the Scott Eaton updates. You guys are like the NKU Memes of Twitter.
Scott Eaton gets fired, believed NCAA will add him to NCAA Ethics Committee. NCAA states they look to bring in people with experience #NKU
Rumors keep pouring in. Latest one we are hearing is that Eaton stole all the napkins from @nkudining. #NKU #EatonEthics #NorseNation
Sources tell us that firing stems from offering Nerlens Noel too many buy one, get one free Chipotle coupons during recruiting last year.
Another thing is for certain, this definitely makes us a real Division 1 school now. Stay tuned for more updates!
After missing out on the NCAA, NIT, an CBI, NKU has fired athletic director Scott Eaton. #NKU
#JoeyVotto hates Bellarmine too.
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