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Explained to Somebody Upstairs the page would not be better as an image map of an office where clicking on objects makes stories appear.

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Feeling waffly and unsettled here. Can't wait for the Year in Review to tell me what was important this year.

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There'll be an ass-whooping: "Nuclear Power Expansion in China Stirs Concerns." Columbia U. grads use "Stirs." Mizzou grads use "Raises"

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Next s3kr3t Dowd read-through at Milady's to be performed by SH. He has a red wig and can carry it off after Dowdian levels of gin.

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Is this the week for Food Coop outrage or is it Park Slope mothers outrage?

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RT @ben_stein1 My login to freelancers.nytimes.com just stopped working. It really is over.

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Crosstown bus service is never cut, thanks to a deal made by Metropolitan Diary editors, two witty old women, a saucy toddler, and the MTA.

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Suggesting next week's lead Style section story by wearing 1985 Jordache jeans in the cafeteria this week. "Hot new trend!"

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Leaving empty notebooks in his path will keep Sewell from sleeping in a credenza. He feels obliged to fill every page before resting.