Shot Caller

I used to wear visors, talk on headsets and win football games. Now I sit at a desk and make sure we win at everything.

[Shot Caller @FakeNeathery]

Well, they’re calling tomorrow’s game the Neathery Bowl, more like toilet bowl for the team who only hung 16 on GCT. I could score 16 points by myself with no damn visor on! Going to be a lopsided beat down tomorrow, sorry hun…

[Shot Caller @FakeNeathery]

@SUverymuch Of course I’ll be in attendance at the Neathery Bowl! Although I’m kinda hoping we don’t mercy rule ‘em bc that means I’ll get home early and have longer to deal with my wife moping around the house cuz she lost.

[Shot Caller @FakeNeathery]

He and I define “taking advantage of” very differently.

[ShankUverymuch @SUverymuch]

Well, these comments aged well. 👇

[Shot Caller @FakeNeathery]

Like I always say: Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. #greatdaytobeapanther

[Shot Caller @FakeNeathery]

⁦@coachofpdc⁩, I assume you’ve already got this pinned up in the locker room. I kinda feel like this is one of them “how big a boy are ya?” taunts. I feel some smash mouth Benton football is in order tonight, that’s all I’m saying. https://t.co/kElVTITzgC

[Shot Caller @FakeNeathery]

If you ain’t fired up for tonight, I’m pretty sure your wood’s wet!

[Shot Caller @FakeNeathery]

Hey Mr. Sheridan Announcer man, turn the turboclock on!!

[Shot Caller @FakeNeathery]

I see you coach! The original HBC and my personal hero! Tonight’s mudhole stomping we about to put on Sheridan is dedicated to you!

[Shot Caller @FakeNeathery]

Well hell, off to Yellerjacket land and just thought about my wife being the head Honcho down there. I told her we plan on taking it easy on ‘em but this is what my advice to Harris was this AM:

[Shot Caller @FakeNeathery]

Yup, that just happened.

[Shot Caller @FakeNeathery]

Oh Texas, our little red headed step child. There’s still hope for you….

[Shot Caller @FakeNeathery]

Just FYI, AJ Green is slicker than greased owl shizzle.

[Shot Caller @FakeNeathery]

Just talked to @CoachSamPittman and I’m going to suit up with my last year of eligibility bc even at 50 I could still run through this Shorthorn defense.

[Shot Caller @FakeNeathery]

Razorbacks playing like I gave them a pregame pep talk. I don’t want to take too much credit but I have been sending them my Alpha wolf vibes today.

[Shot Caller @FakeNeathery]

The SW Gryphon’s went down like a bottle of Old Camp on the golf course.

[Shot Caller @FakeNeathery]

@SUverymuch I’m a little late responding to this bc I’ve been busy snappin necks and cashin checks but it’s always good to have admirers.

[Shot Caller @FakeNeathery]

WTH is a Gryphon anyway? I’m sure it’s below the Panthers on the food chain either way. #lambchops

[Shot Caller @FakeNeathery]

Tried to get the vaccine today, dang needle couldn’t penetrate raw steel. I’m like Benton’s version of Chuck Norris.

[Shot Caller @FakeNeathery]

Stop jackin’ around and vote for Benton.

[National Helmet Tournament @hshelmettourney]

Round of 32-Region 1
@mmclaughlin84, @scotuscc, @barclayalmanac, @bentontdclub

[Brad Harris @coachofpdc]

Proud of our team tonight, great win against a very good El Dorado team! #STP