NeoGAF Mod

I'm a NeoGAF moderator--hence daily contemplation of suicide.

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@therealcliffyb Any Boss Key party or meet-up planned for PAX South?

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FUCK YOU, KONAMI. FUCK. YOU.

@Konami
#TheGameAwards

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.@gilwuvsyou Plus I actually have a job. Unlike Tyler who purely profits off the rest of us.

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@gilwuvsyou But of course! I occasionally have to go dark though, to make it harder for Tyler to figure out which mod is @FakeNeoGAFMod.

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GAF servers are powered by EviLore's ego, so brief self-loathing took things down yesterday. He's got a big head again though, so we good.

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@KFruge Training.

https://t.co/TfTos7i46l

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.@Bungie @DeeJ_BNG because you used code generation that a third grader could crack? Next time, let's not lock content behind promotions, k?

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.@Bungie @DeeJ_BNG Hey, so on 7/7 are you going to give us our money back on the Red Bull cans we bought whose codes don't work ...

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You're so progressive, EviLore. I'm glad Nintendo has your wellspring of wisdom to draw from.

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Did you see EviLore's recent thread about Link being a girl? Yeah, 'cause Nintendo execs definitely make decisions based on GAF opinion.

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.@XboxP3 @majornelson Stop treating gamers like fucking idiots. If Tomb Raider were never coming to PS4 you clearly would have said so.

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.@XboxP3 @majornelson Let's cut the bullshit PR-speak, OK? Everyone and his grandma knows Rise of the Tomb Raider is a TIMED exclusive.

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.@miaC remembers unfollowing you for a while, Sean, and why. Trust me. @scd @xMattieBrice

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.@scd @xMattieBrice Such an insufferable asshole on Twitter, Sean. Small wonder @miaC unfollowed until you practically begged her not to.

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Father_Brain: Nope.

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Yes, yes, I hear you, OT. Or more specifically, I'm WATCHING you. "Rational argument," you say? Choose a dissenting opinion from the ruling.

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Are you a Supreme Court Justice with a GAF account and a rational argument against today's DOMA ruling? Banned. No rationality allowed.

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@SpectreCollie A little bit different, I think. I was simply using his own mindset to insult him. No offense to others intended.

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@SpectreCollie @shaunfinney You misunderstand. Given @Reaper_man02's Twitter proclivities, I was assuming he would find it insulting.

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@Reaper_man02 @shaunfinney @SpectreCollie That's nothing. Wait until you hear how many male partners he's had.