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All news is fake, until it isn’t.

Satire. Good vibes only.

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@brockpierson Ez.

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@Polymarket @sombresches Not particularly neat, is it.

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@terryblevida @stats_feed Why?

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@CNBC Yes. Real men drive stick.

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@NewsWire_US This will surely bring inflation down.

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https://t.co/Rz8NirsJku

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JUST IN: Trump ranks himself as the greatest president of all time in his latest Truth Social post.

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@Baloney_and @JLo Our sources say it was George Clooney.

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@AntGuerrieri @stats_feed Lots of people care. 🫶

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@CNBC Just look at that grin.

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@Samueliuski @stats_feed Interesting stats! Unmarried is not synonymous with single mom though. Dude needs to chill.

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@lipin19911010 @Mia_J_M1102 @stats_feed @grok is this true?

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@Kalshi The crypto crowd is gonna love this one. They are always on the lookout for a 2x.

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@business Oversight usually comes from those above. Problem is they often lack insight.

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@SpencerHakimian The image. 😂

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@RudyHavenstein Funniest tweet of the day. 😂

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@JLo Careful darling, you don’t want to end up on the part of the timeline with Indians accidentally electrocuting themselves.

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@Svalbard0 @stats_feed You have beef with Iceland? Is that why you occasionally send an ice floe with a polar bear in their direction?

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@AdrianGermanKo1 @stats_feed But they are?

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@toxic_or_not @stats_feed What happened?