Maris Newsome

County marbles champion 1984. All my delusions are my own.
Unite the county, make Meath Great again. Wannabe Gaelgóir but it's the way it's taught.👀

[Maris Newsome @FakeNewsHam]

@thepaulwilliams

Thank Jaysus you for rid of the Prendergast post!!

[Marc Jourdain 🔍🌎 Antifacist Antidictator @MysteryObsidian]

PLEASE DON'T RETWEET. @elonmusk is the new first lady.

[Navanrfc @Navanrfc]

One for the "W" column! ✅

FULL-TIME:
#EnergiaAIL Div 2A

@cashelrugby 14
Navan 17

Scorers
TRY: #5 Hand (6 mins), Penalty (58 mins)
CON: #10 Gavigan (7 min)
PEN: #10 Gavigan (34 min)

#NavanRFC100

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

How Musk broke Twitter and helped elect Trump
(Location: Tesla European HQ, Amsterdam)

[Maris Newsome @FakeNewsHam]

@fesshole

[Navanrfc @Navanrfc]

Watch ☘️ v 🇳🇿 tomorrow night in the club bar.
Open from 6:30pm.
C'Mon You Boys in Green. 🙌
#NavanRFC100 #AutumnInternationals #IrishRugby
#ShoulderToShoulder

[Maris Newsome @FakeNewsHam]

@Murray_Kinsella Just when I thought this day couldn't get any worse!?!

[The Ditch @wereontheditch]

A senior US diplomat warned of ‘consequences’ if the Occupied Territories Bill passed, offering to ‘connect’ the attorney general with DC for 'the best outcome’

Less than 90 minutes later Micheál Martin announced the bill would merely undergo a ‘review’

https://t.co/fqQlDXZHHC

[Maris Newsome @FakeNewsHam]

@thepaulwilliams "... and you would've made that corner if it weren't for that pesky meddling bollard.."

@WorldBollard

[Maris Newsome @FakeNewsHam]

@CrimKarma Ass pounder 3000.

[Bill Badbody @Bill_Badbody]

Gardaí Warn Of Scam Artists Going Door-To-Door Making False Promises

[Maris Newsome @FakeNewsHam]

@thepaulwilliams You're welcome!

[Navanrfc @Navanrfc]

Our Men's 1st XV squad to play @mubarnhallrfc at Balreask Old tomorrow in Round 5 of #EnergiaAIL Div 2A,
KO is at 2:30pm🏉

Best of luck lads 💪
Please come down to the club to support our senior men.

With thanks to our team sponsor @HannonTravel

#NavanRFC100
#PositiveEnergy

[Navanrfc @Navanrfc]

Our Senior Men's 1st XV welcome @mubarnhallrfc to Balreask Old in Round 5 of #EnergiaAIL Div 2A this Saturday, 26th October with KO at 2:30pm 🏉

Please come down to the club to support the lads.

With thanks to our team sponsor @HannonTravel

#NavanRFC100
#PositiveEnergy

[Maris Newsome @FakeNewsHam]

@thepaulwilliams @RichyCraven That's because they know you'll sitting on the toilet within the half hour.

[Maris Newsome @FakeNewsHam]

@mattgmit @notthertenews "... it's boys soul!? How are you not getting this!? ... "

[Maris Newsome @FakeNewsHam]

@thepaulwilliams

[Maris Newsome @FakeNewsHam]

@theirishfor
My 12 y/o daughter thinks she has invented the Irish for Hangry .......

Focras

I think she's on to something.

[Maris Newsome @FakeNewsHam]

@andrewfrugby @edjenx