Dontrelius News-Man

Giving the world 100% Real news to entice laughter and increse knoledge. All the way from your nations fake capital.

[Potato Power Inc. @PotatoPowerInc]

Stop the carnage! It's just an energy source! Still glad people are as excited about this as I am. The #PotatoRevolution lives on! https://t.co/zBCpePuezj

[Dontrelius News-Man @FakeNewsMan5]

150 dead in an Idaho protest many are saying it was caused by the #PotatoRevolution The U.S sent in 2000 troops to resolve the conflict.

[ABC News @ABC]

New video shows fireball shooting from FedEx plane at Fort Lauderdale Int'l Airport; both pilots escaped.

[Dontrelius News-Man @FakeNewsMan5]

Dumb Freshmen

[Jesse Ridgway @McJuggerNuggets]

OFFICIAL GIVEAWAY POST: Like & RT for your chance to win a console bundle signed by Psycho Dad. (Must be following)

[#JasonBourne @jasonbourne]

You know his name. #JasonBourne
https://t.co/6btCDNfzLM

[Dontrelius News-Man @FakeNewsMan5]

Boom

[Dontrelius News-Man @FakeNewsMan5]

Snow Causes ear infections in dogs please keep them safe from purple snow!

[Jesse Ridgway @McJuggerNuggets]

@Lyricoldrap LOLlllll im still dying over here...deff should purchase a pack of mustaches and apply to brow-area.

[Jesse Ridgway @McJuggerNuggets]

Video is coming!! Trying to get stuff out to you guys, but @JulietteReilly_ is distracting af.

[Jesse Ridgway @McJuggerNuggets]

@JulietteReilly_ and I are doing the #whisperchallenge! Tweet us some funny phrases :D

[Jesse Ridgway @McJuggerNuggets]

We need like 60k subs in 3 days...We might be shit outta luck, Juggies. lol

[Jesse Ridgway @McJuggerNuggets]

Our make-shift door. 😎 #eagleslanding https://t.co/klrXa7gsbV

[Jesse Ridgway @McJuggerNuggets]

We are ridiculously delirious tonight. I don't even know...lol http://t.co/EYfb5kbySg

[Jesse Ridgway @McJuggerNuggets]

Still got four more days til the bday, but you guys are awesome!

[Jesse Ridgway @McJuggerNuggets]

@JuggiesLounge Awww thanks!!! :D <3

[Jesse Ridgway @McJuggerNuggets]

Honestly, this was the greatest present I have ever gotten from anybody. http://t.co/m1GaB2NEWy

[Jesse Ridgway @McJuggerNuggets]

This girl gave me the greatest gift I've ever received. Two years running. ❤️ https://t.co/xVFadpDkip

[Juliette Reilly @JulietteReilly_]

The Juggie Bday video gift for Jesse was a SUCCESS!!! Thank you guys so much!!! Upload soon!!! 😁🎉😘

[Jesse Ridgway @McJuggerNuggets]

HOLY FUCK! @JulietteReilly_ just sent me on an emotional roller coaster for my birthday. I bawled. I seriously love you guys so much <3