Fake Nice

We're Fake Nice, a very friendly rock & roll band

[Fake Nice @FakeNiceBand]

I started listening to this band 3 months ago every day. Since then?

-lost 50lbs
-hair grew back
-great new job, $50 mil a year
-HOT partner
-great dance skills
-can communicate with animals
-can fly

Wtf u waiting for???

https://t.co/huAadVtlUG

[Fake Nice @FakeNiceBand]

@worldsworstslc Hahahaha

[Fake Nice @FakeNiceBand]

Hello @worldsworstslc just wanted to say, what’s up? How are you guys? Wanted to come to the last show but had a conflict and also we’ve been playing a show literally every other time you guys have

[chase @handsome_chase]

motivational poster: live every day like it’s your last! 😀
me, arguing with my gf later: oh yeah, I’m gonna take out the trash on my LAST DAY EVER

[Fake Nice @FakeNiceBand]

just wanna say to any charles manson type murder sex cults— pls don’t do a helter skelter type murder/blood thing with one of our songs tonight, tonight would be a really inconvenient time for someone to do that, thx

[Fake Nice @FakeNiceBand]

Boyhood Vanity out now:

https://t.co/2YEDPLQtZw

[Fake Nice @FakeNiceBand]

Boyhood Vanity out 12/3. P good track, believe us when we say we did as much as we could to minimize @PaulMcCartney’s input on this one.

[chase @handsome_chase]

Hello this came out over a month ago but sharing again bc it’s good and you will enjoy watching it!

https://t.co/xw2pLfCKph

[Fake Nice @FakeNiceBand]

we’ve officially given up on trying to make it as a band— we will be harvesting our organs as NFTs

[Fake Nice @FakeNiceBand]

Okay @rockstarenergy you were our real first choice anyway.

[Fake Nice @FakeNiceBand]

Hey @redbull what would we have to do to get the band sponsored by you? We are will to debase ourselves, no act is too humiliating

[Fake Nice @FakeNiceBand]

@xo_liliac Blocked

[Fake Nice @FakeNiceBand]

@xo_liliac It’s called “seinfield”

[Branson Anderson @branson_a_music]

She’s ready to stream. CDs available. https://t.co/AMRpeF5MzY

[Fake Nice @FakeNiceBand]

Hello, have you seen the final part of Lowlifes yet? Chex it out pls

https://t.co/5txbteSdtu

[Fake Nice @FakeNiceBand]

We can’t comment about the specific walrus in question and probably to be safe shouldn’t be commenting on any walruses thanks

[Fake Nice @FakeNiceBand]

We’ve been a getting a lot of questions about our ongoing court case involving kidnapping a walrus from the zoo, we cannot comment on this as it is an ongoing situation, thank you for understanding

[Fake Nice @FakeNiceBand]

https://t.co/YYeyNZDtTL

[Fake Nice @FakeNiceBand]

Lowlifes out now! We worked very hard on it, it would be awesome if y checked it out!

[Fake Nice @FakeNiceBand]

Hello here is the OFFICIAL list of artists FAKE NICE considers music:

1. Pavement
2. Kanye West
3. Robin Hood cartoon soundtrack

Sorry but if it’s not on this list it’s officially not music thanks