kiki volkert

ya but why

[kiki volkert @fakenicespice]

my platonic ideal of a poem is a square box or rectangle that contains the language equivalent of a math proof

[kiki volkert @fakenicespice]

turns out you can’t really wear the outfit you wore to beyoncé to cowtown rodeo

[kiki volkert @fakenicespice]

@Feldfrog the eyes are the nipples of the face

[kiki volkert @fakenicespice]

slay mommy you go girl

[Philly Zoo @phillyzoo]

We're still on cloud nine over Mommy having her first Western Santa Cruz Galapagos tortoise babies at almost 100 years old! 🐢🐢🐢🐢

The hatchlings will make their public debut on April 23, which is Mommy's 93rd anniversary living at the Zoo.

[kiki volkert @fakenicespice]

@1followernodad pickles also

[kiki volkert @fakenicespice]

@LanePiffin 💗🫡

[kiki volkert @fakenicespice]

i hear people talk about being a girl’s girl all the time but it’s just as important to be a neighbor’s neighbor, a coworker’s coworker, a public transit user’s public transit user etc.

[kiki volkert @fakenicespice]

a guy outside in shorts on a windy, chilly spring day muttering “i shoulda worn pants” under his breath

[carly ayres @carlyayres]

— Jenny Holzer

[kiki volkert @fakenicespice]

we hold grace for the people who can’t remember whether tame impala covered rihanna or rihanna covered tame impala

[kiki volkert @fakenicespice]

my essence lives in the monocle emoji 🧐

[kiki volkert @fakenicespice]

my sunglasses are being utilized as a headband and my dogs are out

[kiki volkert @fakenicespice]

this is the type of whimsy we love to see

[kiki volkert @fakenicespice]

@wackelvaney i saw the light and izzat love mostly but also hello it’s me if the mood is right and i have the dollar bills

[kiki volkert @fakenicespice]

one thing about me is that if there’s a touchtunes in the vicinity i’m gonna put on two to three todd rundgren tracks

[kiki volkert @fakenicespice]

my dream white lotus cast includes mike white himself hellooooo

[kiki volkert @fakenicespice]

@sohrab let me dj your wedding