Benny Feldman

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[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Here is my stand-up comedy special Butterfly Pavilion 🦋🎨

I hope you enjoy 👽

https://t.co/o4AyWoUpMI

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Time to bike in clumsy Halloween costume

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

For sure my guy, it's important to me that your vision feels rocked with

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

@GianmarcoSoresi https://t.co/0Bf8M9M5kT

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

I will never virtue signal for clout. Comedians that do that are such sell outs. Anyway, use my promo code for this app that lets you gamble on war

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

I will never virtue signal for clout. Comedians that do that are such sell outs. Anyway, use my promo code for this app that lets you gamble on war

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

I am aware I look like the goofy movie cheese guy

[Birthday Dad @iambirthdaydad]

you should watch this if you enjoy cracking up

[swan 🍃 @pandersera]

people talk a lot about ‘the current state of standup comedy’ and i want to share benny feldman’s butterfly pavilion is a ray of hope

[Adam Conover @adamconover]

My friend Benny is one of the most inventive and wonderful up and coming comics in the country. Watch his special. You won't be disappointed

[🛴 @SpicyDaddy8]

this guy is on the Mt Rushmore of one-liner writers, and is the most alive guy on there

[Klonopin Centaur @facetedcarapace]

One of the most successful things both parties have achieved is convincing Americans that our foreign policy has absolutely nothing to do with our domestic policy, and that the woes of the world aren't directly tied to our own.

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

People constantly think I stole my own jokes lol

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Random people will sometimes try to give me a joke for my act, usually a bad pun. Can you imagine poking your head into a kitchen at a restaurant and being like. You guys should make chicken nuggets. Just be sure to credit me

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

One thing about sexting is that it puts all the horny emojis in your recently used emojis. So then you go to someone in a normal capacity and it’s like. No I don’t want to text my mom 💩🤡 🥸

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

If you thought bird poop was gross already, get this. It’s worms

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

For sale, anthropomorphic baby shoes, dead

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

@JoshAustin610 That’s true I also did Dane Cook talking about aliens

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

I did a Mark Normand impression for this one

[episode one @E1podcast]

Comedy's brightest stars gather to celebrate Tony Hinchcliffe as he accepts the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor. (with @Feldfrog @jakebrodes @necrobranson @intellegint)

Free episode 👇
https://t.co/hQtwm8D63h

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

As well as a few bucket pull characters

[episode one @E1podcast]

Comedy's brightest stars gather to celebrate Tony Hinchcliffe as he accepts the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor. (with @Feldfrog @jakebrodes @necrobranson @intellegint)

Free episode 👇
https://t.co/hQtwm8D63h

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Got that reply perspective from Shaun https://t.co/SPwGfG2SZ4

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

JK Rowling’s transphobia has ruined Harry Potter. That is a shame, there was a real magic in the fantasy of it. As a kid, I always loved imagining going to private coed boarding school. Inheriting a big pile of money. Drinking non alcoholic beer. Owning a little slave guy

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Harry Potter kept Kreacher . He freed someone else’s slave, Dobby, and then was like. Well I can’t trust my slave so he’s staying enslaved