FakeOhioSpecialAssembly2019

What is your name? What is your favorite color? Who will sit on the Ohio Regional Throne?

[FakeOhioSpecialAssembly2019 @FakeOhio]

@nathanarussell 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Advance Ministry @AdvanceMinOH]

PLEASE PLEASE REGISTER FOR ADVANCE!! Registering does not mean you have to pay in that moment! We just need you to FILL OUT A FORM of when you think you’ll be there so that WENDY has better numbers for FOOD so we’re not WASTING any!
https://t.co/CesAb6ZX8f

[FakeOhioSpecialAssembly2019 @FakeOhio]

@AdvanceMinOH Well, what was the answer?

[CCIO @OhioRegion]

"What we can do for the world is show it what oneness & community really looks like."
Rev. Hord Owens
#RenewRefreshRevive

[FakeOhioSpecialAssembly2019 @FakeOhio]

Of all the times I wished the mic would cut out earlier today....why now?

[FakeOhioSpecialAssembly2019 @FakeOhio]

Covenant is being together and not expecting anything of one another. - Terri Horde Owens

Can we sit in stewardship together?

[FakeOhioSpecialAssembly2019 @FakeOhio]

When mansplaining also interrupts exactly the information they are asking for....way to go Ohio

[FakeOhioSpecialAssembly2019 @FakeOhio]

@nathanarussell clap back y'all

[FakeOhioSpecialAssembly2019 @FakeOhio]

To me the region is Green Chairs and Chaco Tacos. #sorrynotsorry #RenewRefreshRevive

[FakeOhioSpecialAssembly2019 @FakeOhio]

@nathanarussell @OhioRegion #awkwardsilence

[FakeOhioSpecialAssembly2019 @FakeOhio]

And we will use swedish fish for communion in all churches to avoid gluten allergies. #inclusive #gummyjesus #isitgraphiciftheyarered

[FakeOhioSpecialAssembly2019 @FakeOhio]

#RenewRefreshRevive In addition to asking the General Church about the right percentage, we should also ask Swedish Jesus what percentage we should give to the DMF. #justsaying #stainglass

[FakeOhioSpecialAssembly2019 @FakeOhio]

How about 60% DMF, 25% to Regional churches who actually give to the Region, 10% to Camp Christian luxury suites, and 5% toward funeral arrangements for the rest of the church. The rest can be divided amongst the clergy for all their hard work.
#RenewRefreshRevive

[FakeOhioSpecialAssembly2019 @FakeOhio]

Tom Stephenson dropping wisdom bombs on us. We salute you Dear Tom!

[FakeOhioSpecialAssembly2019 @FakeOhio]

@surahbeveridge @revmccreight Yes. Something is afoot at the Circle K

[FakeOhioSpecialAssembly2019 @FakeOhio]

Do you smell something? Smells like a regional assembly is coming. #special #ohioregion #mycatsbreathsmellslikecatfood

[FakeOhioSpecialAssembly2019 @FakeOhio]

#NewProfilePic

[FakeOhioSpecialAssembly2019 @FakeOhio]

@zb513 ???

[FakeOhioSpecialAssembly2019 @FakeOhio]

Ohio, this is no longer a dumpster fire. The material is consumed, the ash is cleaned up, and the crew is gifted with the remaining material to re-imagine the shape of the Church to come. We have lamented, grieved, and now dare to hope again.

[FakeOhioSpecialAssembly2019 @FakeOhio]

Can you imagine a Holy Pirate???
#halloweenidea

[FakeOhioSpecialAssembly2019 @FakeOhio]

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