Stan Bowman

Call me "Stan", short for "three time Stanley Cup champion".

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Viktor Arvidsson health update: he's either back to full health and will play tomorrow or he's dead and might not play again until the playoffs start.

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I don't really understand how PTOs work so I've invited Cale Makar to our training camp.

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I'm drafting the contract that will fix our defensive depth. Is it Nikita Nikitin or Nikitin Nikita???

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Look I'm not saying that I'm the best General Manager in the entire NHL but Leon is signed and there have been 0 sexual assault scandals (that I know) since I've been here

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The $14M per year is the amount that we were prepared to pay Broberg if he wasn't such a traitorous jerk

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@Khughesburners Leon was wearing a St. Louis Blues cap yesterday..

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Bad news Oilers fans. Turns out Doug Armstrong snuck into my office and switched the contract right before Leon and I signed yesterday. The upcoming season will be Leon's last as an Edmonton Oiler.

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Leon still thinks that the Rocky Mountains are just outside of Edmonton 🤫🏔️

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Honestly the only reason we're keeping Leon Draisaitl in Oilers organization is because Doug Armstrong didn't really want him

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Leon initially wanted $12.5M per year, but I told him that's only $3M more than what Seth Jones earns.

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Pissy for 8 more years!

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So hungry. Stupid Doug Armstrong stole my lunch today and tried to sell it back to me for triple the cost.

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My main goal was acquiring Ty Emberson so mission accomplished as far as I'm concerned.

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Evander Kane keeps telling me that he's feeling fit and healthy as if he doesn't know that I'm really good at ignoring what my players say

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@SportsnetSpec Jackson did 💩 This was all me, Spec. And it wasn't even that hard tbh

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@Nick_Walker9 @JasonGregor This Oil Change has many seasons.

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I fleeced Mike Grier so hard with this Cody Cecil trade his shoulder popped out.

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Update: I haven’t decided anything yet. I’m still in the angry muttering “@#%$! Doug Armstrong” under my breath phase.