Kevin Lowe

Vice Chair of the Oilers and Old Boys Club. Followers are Tier 1 peasants. I don't speak to the help. This Twitter account is a parody

[Kevin Lowe @FakeOilersPres]

@mathewjdp Getting rid of Stu and Nurse alone should save alot of goals against.

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@mathewjdp Doesn't he have lingering concussion issues?

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Nice offer sheet....and people were pissed at me when I sheeted Vanek and Penner

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@lotsryan If Anaheim matches, and Philly somehow sends the same offer to Gauthier, would Gauthier want to return to Philly?

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@mathewjdp Who?

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@mathewjdp Good luck on that last one

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Jack Michaels could never say Buchnevich properly. How will he do with Mukhamadullin?

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@NewWorldOilers Nurse probably prevented Bowman from spending stupidly

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@NewWorldOilers Thosee same morons think we should bring hall, eberlazy, pulujaarvi and stu "home"

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@NewWorldOilers Where was it made official?

[Kevin Lowe @FakeOilersPres]

Bill Guerin and Mike Greer have been doing good work lately. Guess who taught them? Hint: yours truly

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@NewWorldOilers I would have signed that contract in Seattle, then asked for a trade.

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I love the new Calgary Flames toilet seat Daryl installed in the executive washrooms at Rogers. Their logo fits perfectly with any toilet bowl.

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@mathewjdp We'll see how DJ feels when Nurse ignores everything he's told and goes back to blocking his goalies vision and watching pucks deflect in off him every other shift.

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@NewWorldOilers I heard he took Laine's Gameboy and broke it.

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@klimaslid So a guy thats not even in hockey operations is making/suggesting this option. There wasnt this much dysfunction even when I ran the team.

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Vegas Golden Showers are losers again. Pretty hard to win when you can no longer cheat.

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@TomGazzola Is there a time frame on when you will announce your next project?

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@NewWorldOilers A great day is to con some team into picking up his entire salary.

[Kevin Lowe @FakeOilersPres]

@mathewjdp We'll see if they can dump him without retaining money