FakeShawnOlesen

Head ice maker for USA Curling. Scraper whisperer.

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I also appreciate the players from both teams not sweeping in front of the rocks. Don’t want to break the ice down too quickly

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LED board went out. I think @PriceAtkinson tripped over something. No worries, I plugged it back in.

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Scraper marks? I see scraper marks on your face.

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Tried fixing the cracks in the ice by turning the compressor off here at mixed. It didn’t work.

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#motivated

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My daily sabotage of the sensor handles has finally paid off

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有人看到我的刮刀了嗎？

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@CGTNSportsScene @mikeharriscurls @Beijing2022 @worldcurling @CurlingZone @curling @TheCurlingTour @GoldlineCurling Awww..watch the hack!

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Voodoo taco makes me voodoo in the bathroom. #curlingtrials22

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@usacurl

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Heads rolled in Wausau. I leave and we only get 3 feet of curl. Serious?

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They couldn’t believe how great the ice was. They pulled me in for testing. #Clean #2021USNats

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Can anyone tell me which part of the sensor handles the oranges go in?

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They think they can throw me by changing game times tomorrow. Nice try @usacurl

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@CurlerOutreach @shawn_olesen I’ve got them under control.

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I smell like cheese curds

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Painted some weight number guide lines at work today. Gerry in receiving has really been struggling with his weight during this pandemic. #heretohelp #curling

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It's been tough. #missyoubabe #scraperlove