FakePadres

Official twitter account for the fake San Diego Padres of the MLR. Your number one spot for fake baseball news coming live from America's finest city.

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The @FakePadres_MLR Would like to welcome Richard Saks to the organization. He will join us in San Diego after the conclusion of his start with the Blues from the Eco League.

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Deploying the squad in full gear to handle the streets of LA for this matchup between the fake Padres and @LADodgers_MLR

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The @ExposMLR will be joining us at the wonderful Fake Peoria Sports complex for a preseason matchup that will be worth watching.
As new picks arrive, who knows, you may get to see a star slotted in to the @FakePadres_MLR lineup!
Come on out!

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The San Diego Padres will not be placing a waiver claim on a one.
G.J. Morello

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We face off with the fake nationals.
Lets make it two in a row!

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*Move away from Mic to breathe*

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We Finish this one out! taking it from the rangers in 7 innings!
7-4 Padres.

We head home to face the Fake nationals and the Fake @ExposMLR
Life is better when the Fake Padres win.

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FOREHEAD JONES

DOES IT AGAIN

https://t.co/fNOqFvTioX

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We face off with the brewers this session.
And we've prepared something special for all of you.

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@MLRHenryHomer This isn't that
Thing.

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After the longest of waits.
Yes I know you people get antsy.
The red light has turned on in the studio.

[Spencer Fairbanks @Fairbanks_EvTrb]

I've done some digging into the @Cannonball_Can and @Dan_GerzoneMLR feud. I'm expecting big fireworks between these two in session 9.

https://t.co/0GKudsZQ6u

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CB with the salami! We take the lead over the fake diamondback in Fake Arizona.
4-1 Fake dads.

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We welcome @CalebAthen to the Show against the visiting diamondbacks.

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@jameson_poe @GareDR333 @yolofakebasebal You're not in SD till session 11.

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Let me make this clear, there is to be no disrespect of dougie.
This is your warning, don't be a cheater.
The one who caused this, for your sake, we should never meet. https://t.co/RVkZo0qnNC

[Fake Devil Rays @fakedevilrays]

It is with a heavy heart that we will pass the news that Dougie McElroy will retire at the end of this game, to pursue a career in teaching. #feelthesting #retire17 #devilrayforlife

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We take this one over the tigers. WP:Sylvester Cinnamon with Lim getting the save.
We will see all of you at petco when we welcome the Diamondbacks for session 8
#voteforeheadjonesASG #BUYMANCHILD

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The San Diego Padres have signed the hottest free agent in the MLR.
Welcome Caleb Athen to the ballclub.

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ALEISTER PUTS US ON THE BOARD. ITS 2-0 PADRES IN THE 6th!

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It's MLR Padres Radio Thursday.