Fake Nelson Piquet

Like to go fast, sometimes forwards

[Fake Nelson Piquet @FakePiquetJr]

I not crash anymore, I think it since I take inflatable Dolphin out of car.

[FAKE NIGEL MANSELL @fakeMANSELL]

Which F1 team is seen as 'the' team to drive for (irrespective of current performance)? Please reply / RT. Ta. #F1

[Fake Nelson Piquet @FakePiquetJr]

I not evade Walls, I not evade gravel trap, I not evade cars, why they think I evade the tax?

[Fake Nelson Piquet @FakePiquetJr]

The last night I go for drinks with KHI team, they say if I drunk they shave all pubic hair, I fool them by shaving self before we go out

[Fake Nelson Piquet @FakePiquetJr]

Every other season, Schumacher smear himself in goats cheese before race, 2010 he use cottage cheese, that why he rubbish, #fact

[Fake Nelson Piquet @FakePiquetJr]

@kazb711 head feel like Flav hit it with the cricket bat

[Fake Nelson Piquet @FakePiquetJr]

@Petronella oh, the American, they really stupid, they think the drive round in the circle is race, 1st to eat hot dog is winner

[Fake Nelson Piquet @FakePiquetJr]

@Petronella they not even the foot long, my feet they only 7" these foot long, they 12"

[Fake Nelson Piquet @FakePiquetJr]

@Petronella now I truck driver only drive thru hit spot

[Fake Nelson Piquet @FakePiquetJr]

@Petronella I still wait for sausage sandwich

[Fake Nelson Piquet @FakePiquetJr]

@Petronella Happy Birthday!

[Fake Nelson Piquet @FakePiquetJr]

Hah! I win again, the masked avenger, he never fail in bid to right wrongs

[Fake Nelson Piquet @FakePiquetJr]

@liakosf1 you should understand 'fake' means not real, fakef1 is a comedy twitter community

[Fake Nelson Piquet @FakePiquetJr]

@liakosf1 I started in Lotus and was offered drive by Red Bull at end of season, reputation level decide what teams offer drive

[Fake Nelson Piquet @FakePiquetJr]

@liakosf1 I got 8th Monaco, it very difficult also in Lotus

[Fake Nelson Piquet @FakePiquetJr]

@liakosf1 yes it very good, even have racing line for us amateurs

[Fake Nelson Piquet @FakePiquetJr]

It funny to drive Singapore and not have the Flav screaming down radio "Crasha now you bastardo or I beat a you with the cricket bat"

[Fake Nelson Piquet @FakePiquetJr]

I try #f12010 on xbox, I keep crash at turn 17 even when I not try

[Fake Nelson Piquet @FakePiquetJr]

Did I mention Flav kill my hamster to make me crash?

[Fake Nelson Piquet @FakePiquetJr]

This weekend bring back the bad memories of beatings with the cricket bat and the dead hamster