Fake Donald Trump

Donald tells "alternative facts" but I say what really goes on in his mind.

[Fake Donald Trump @FakePresDTrump]

War is Peace,
Freedom is Slavery,
Ignorance is Strength

[Fake Donald Trump @FakePresDTrump]

I've always enjoyed abusing the system and poor people but now I get to do it at the highest level and I couldn't be happier. #TrumpThoughts

[Fake Donald Trump @FakePresDTrump]

Thanks Obama

[Fake Donald Trump @FakePresDTrump]

The American Indians only care about money. Greedy group of people.

[Fake Donald Trump @FakePresDTrump]

Confucius says Man who keeps hand in pocket, feels cocky all day

[Fake Donald Trump @FakePresDTrump]

Healthcare? Only the gays get sick.

[Fake Donald Trump @FakePresDTrump]

I'm not racist. I hate everyone equally. Well except white people.

[Fake Donald Trump @FakePresDTrump]

Are my supporters sick of all the #winning yet? Because I'm definitely sick of this job. #POTUS

[Fake Donald Trump @FakePresDTrump]

One for..... me, two for me, one for me, two for me.

[Fake Donald Trump @FakePresDTrump]

Someone's got to be the asshole. Might as well be me.

[Fake Donald Trump @FakePresDTrump]

It's not gay if your racist and it's not racist if your gay.

[Fake Donald Trump @FakePresDTrump]

I am a word of my man.

[Fake Donald Trump @FakePresDTrump]

I am officially appointing #UnitedAirlines to head my #SecretService department. #MakeAmericaGreatAgain #Jobs

[Fake Donald Trump @FakePresDTrump]

I blame it all on the gays

[Fake Donald Trump @FakePresDTrump]

I don't think we would have this epidemic of homeless people if they would just accept credit cards. #ChargeTheCard #TaxTheHomeless

[Fake Donald Trump @FakePresDTrump]

Finally a Mexican said something intelligent/reasonable https://t.co/DOgGtNybBr

[David Sanchez @DavidFreethink]

My buddy started a funny twitter account. @FakePresDTrump

Follow it!

[Fake Donald Trump @FakePresDTrump]

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice

[Fake Donald Trump @FakePresDTrump]

@DavidFreethink Except when you are in Trump's administration

[Fake Donald Trump @FakePresDTrump]

Keep your friends close and your enemies toaster.

[Fake Donald Trump @FakePresDTrump]

Asking for a friend... https://t.co/WY4wtru3Ay

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Did Hillary Clinton ever apologize for receiving the answers to the debate? Just asking!