Fake John Blake

This account is NOT REAL. For the real John Blake, click here: @RangerBlake

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[Fake John Blake @FakeRangerBlake]

#FSCubsWin

[Fake John Blake @FakeRangerBlake]

BREAKING: A.J. Pierzynski changes name to D.L. Pierzynski

[Fake John Blake @FakeRangerBlake]

@tweetgrubes lineup:PUSS 2B;Tiny E SS;What The Ferkman DH;OS 3B;Butterfly RF;Craig Kilborn C;Cake Boss LF;The Bitch 1B;Kitten Face CF;Yupy P

[Fake John Blake @FakeRangerBlake]

.@tweetgrubes Lineup:PUSS 2B, Tiny E SS, What The Ferkman DH, OS 3B, Butterfly RF, Cameron LF, Craig Kilborn C, Kitten Face CF, The Bitch 1B

[Fake John Blake @FakeRangerBlake]

.@tweetgrubes Lineup:PUSS 2B;Tiny E SS;What The Ferkman DH;OS 3B, Cameron LF;Butterfly RF;Craig Kilborn C;The Bitch 1B;Kitten Face CF;Yupy P

[Fake John Blake @FakeRangerBlake]

@Lana @cut4 is that David Murphy?

[Fake John Blake @FakeRangerBlake]

.@tweetgrubes Ranger Lineup:PUSS 2B; Tiny E SS;What The Ferkman DH; OS 3B;Cameron LF;Butterfly RF; Craig Kilborn C;The Bitch 1B;Shanaynay CF

[Fake John Blake @FakeRangerBlake]

Are YOU #RangersHorny? I know I am. Nothing turns me on like baseball. @tweetgrubes

[Fake John Blake @FakeRangerBlake]

It's good to be back.

[Fake John Blake @FakeRangerBlake]

@itsajdamnit @tweetgrubes Whoops. WTF is DH tonight.

[Fake John Blake @FakeRangerBlake]

.@tweetgrubes LINEUP: PUSS 2B; Tiny E SS; What the Ferkman 1B; OS 3B; Butterfly RF; Cameron LF; Pierzynski (?) C; The Bitch 1B; LeAnus CF.

[Fake John Blake @FakeRangerBlake]

BREAKING: NEW POPE DROPS MIC AFTER BLESSING, OH NO HE DIDN'T

[Silence For Josh @Silence4Josh]

On Opening Day, do not boo Josh. He wants it. He craves the attention. Don't give it to him. RT to spread the word!

[Fake John Blake @FakeRangerBlake]

SOURCES: LAA opening a hot air balloon service at games this year, is 100% green, uses only the hot air in Josh, CJ, Trout and Pujols' heads

[Fake John Blake @FakeRangerBlake]

SOURCES: Ray Lewis allegedly killed someone before the game

[Fake John Blake @FakeRangerBlake]

@Ijustthinkthat well i pretty much killed that joke by putting the wrong name damnit better hide my white suit

[Fake John Blake @FakeRangerBlake]

SOURCES: A Notre Dame BCS Championship and Manti Te'o's girlfriend have more in common than previously thought

[Fake John Blake @FakeRangerBlake]

SOURCES: T-Mobile introduces wireless calls to the bullpen, ruins baseball tradition

[Dustin Dietz @DustinDietz18]

The real change won't happen with the Cowboys until the emperor is dead. Period. Until then, just perpetual insanity.

[Fake John Blake @FakeRangerBlake]

BREAKING: Jerry Jones brings the hammer down today, firing both Rob Ryan and his glasses cleaner for directly causing this season's failure.