Fake Ray Timmons

Sportsman's & Overall Corkball Legend. Winner of Numerous Batting Titles. .353 Lifetime Average Over 37 Years. Most BB's In Club History. Bob Sessler's #1 Fan.

[Fake Ray Timmons @FakeRayTimmons]

@corkballs No Sessler = "Fake Championship".

[Sportsman's Corkball @corkballs]

Finally! The WSOC has come back to... - https://t.co/RaXukfy2HK

[Fake Ray Timmons @FakeRayTimmons]

Of course, after lighting junk pitchers tits on fire, 4/4 with a couple, two, three, four... worm-burner 1B's... in the middle of BBQ'n, drinking 14 beers, keeping that white towel all clean & crisp, & ignoring all the rum-dum's he thought were shit during the evening at JB park.

[Fake Ray Timmons @FakeRayTimmons]

Ray Fucking Timmons preaching to the newcomers on "why cawkball is the greatest game ever" around a high top table at Dry Dock at 12:30am on a Friday morning back in late spring of 2007...

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[Fake Ray Timmons @FakeRayTimmons]

@THEFUTURE1221

[Fake Ray Timmons @FakeRayTimmons]

You MF'ers just don't know!!!!

Pat, Fucking Drew, Sessler, Louie... let me tell you about Louie... this fucker didn't give up a run all season!

Now we got clowns in the club that's worse than I-ME getting a golden shower from Bob Moran's Pig!!!

[Fake Ray Timmons @FakeRayTimmons]

Let's talk about my retirement. I can hit the ball on the ground off anyone - except Sessler 🐐

I have made this game. How many Fing batting titles have won?

It's all about BBQ's & grab ass now. The game has gone down hill.

Time for some new/old life to get in ☠️ @corkball19

[Fake Ray Timmons @FakeRayTimmons]

God fucking dammit! I really have to play with that Mike McCoy prick this year??? Fuck that. I'm retiring. I'd rather fuck a llama #corkball

[Fake Ray Timmons @FakeRayTimmons]

@corkball19 wanna meet me up at Pardilla this evening and chase some tail?

[Fake Ray Timmons @FakeRayTimmons]

@LamkinGrips why did you stop making the 3GEN wedge grips... makes no sense at all. They are/were $$$ & now they aren't available anywhere!

[Fake Ray Timmons @FakeRayTimmons]

@Scoonels you guys need to make a cap for the top so we can preload our Scoonel for use on the go... see - http://t.co/N70ALSm1gs

[Fake Ray Timmons @FakeRayTimmons]

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[Fake Ray Timmons @FakeRayTimmons]

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[Fake Ray Timmons @FakeRayTimmons]

@corkball19 TONS OF BOGO THIS WEEKEND! BETTER BRING YOUR A-GAME! #blackfriday #mobrushforbogo #moonboots #bigmacfleming

[Fake Ray Timmons @FakeRayTimmons]

Awww fuck. #BOGO

[Fake Ray Timmons @FakeRayTimmons]

Fuck john enger and fuck that #BOGObelt switcher.. Been at blarney stone since sat. who waiting for him @corkball19

[Fake Ray Timmons @FakeRayTimmons]

at blarney stone drinking diet coke.... waiting for Tom Fleming @corkball19

[Fake Ray Timmons @FakeRayTimmons]

@corkball19 when's the last time you got a hit? I'm hittin 2Bs now & you can't even make contact. Maybe you should turn your belt outside-in

[Fake Ray Timmons @FakeRayTimmons]

#ToughLoss Donnie Rulo put on all the weight his piece of shit pitcher lost & bellied up a 3B. + Our catcher is fucking garbage. #LockedIn

[Fake Ray Timmons @FakeRayTimmons]

@corkball19 WOW! I have the same fucking belt. Got it in 1989 from Oaktree in SoCo Mall next to food court. http://t.co/01VOIJ5ySA #.588AVG